Poll: Do any other guys do this after they take a leak? (Weird question)

[Hunter65416]

Im not sure if its weird or not.. I know chicks do something similar but this is a question for my male escapist friends,

You know how after you take piss no matter how much you shake it off theres always that few drops that end up in your pants? Does anyone else get a bit of toilet paper and dry it off that way? Ive pretty much always done that.. Im quite obsessed with hygiene

Yes I know this is a really weird kinda gross question, But I want to stop wondering about it

Edit: I meant drying your thing, not your pants

 

[Colour Scientist]

I learn so much about the male urination process from these forums.

OP: I don't have a penis so I can't answer. Needless to say, I do not rely on shaking.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I know guys who do that. There's nothing wrong with it, in fact, I prefer it when they do.
Nothing I hate more than going down and... you know... and it stinks of wee or something. I'd even like it if they gave it a good ol' wash afterwards!

On the contrary, I know women who don't wipe. Euurrghh.

 

[Colour Scientist]

On the contrary, I know women who don't wipe. Euurrghh.

Why? Out of laziness or general disgusting-ness?

 

[EeveeElectro]

On the contrary, I know women who don't wipe. Euurrghh.

Why? Out of laziness or general disgusting-ness?

Probably a bit of both. My sister never used to, dunno if she does now though.
I went to a gig with my friend and she went to the portaloo, came out and said there was no toilet roll so she had to shake. I always carry wipes with me, so I gave her a few and she went back inside to wipe properly, lol.
I can't stand the thought of it, I don't know how some women do it :s

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Most of the time. If there's drops left then sure. I don't like leakage into the old jeans.

Thread ratio on penis related topic: 3 men, 2 women. I'm sure that says something.

I know guys who do that. There's nothing wrong with it, in fact, I prefer it when they do.
Nothing I hate more than going down and... you know... and it stinks of wee or something. I'd even like it if they gave it a good ol' wash afterwards!

On the contrary, I know women who don't wipe. Euurrghh.

That's...

I'm not gonna lie, that's disgusting.

 

[Corax_1990]

If I was ever in that situation, then I would.

 

[Goofguy]

Can't say that I ever have... nope. It's not that weird or gross of a question, I have had those wayward drops before. My best way to solve this problem is usually shake it a bit more before tucking it back in. After all, if you're peeing in a urinal in a public bathroom, there usually isn't any toilet paper within arm's reach.

 

[Queen Michael]

Um... I just use paper. Until I'm dry. And then I pull up my underwear and pants. Like I thought all guys did? Also, I've got a phobia for gross things in general, so now I'll never be able to touch men again.

 

[DoPo]

No, I grip it at the base then pull - that usually takes the piss out of penis. Yes, you are welcome.

CAPTCHA: nice job
It's good to be appreciated, thanks for that!

 

[Relish in Chaos]

Yeah, I do that. I?m obsessive-compulsive, so even in a public toilet, I always use the cubicles (I haven?t used a urinal in years) and dry my cock off after a couple of post-piss shakes.

 

[Zhukov]

Yeah, I do that.

I mean, why wouldn't you? Surely nobody wants urine under their foreskin. Yeah... ew.

 

[Hunter65416]

Yeah, I do that.

I mean, why wouldn't you? Surely nobody wants urine under their foreskin. Yeah... ew.

Thats actually a good point.. Its probably not that much of a problem with people who have been circumcised

 

[Woodsey]

No. It's not like a leaky tap, there'll be like one microscopic drop of piss. What's the point?

I learn so much about the male urination process from these forums.

I'm still reeling from the fact that half the forum (not including the ladies, obviously) sits down for a piss. That's just not right people - use your equipment properly or lose it, I say.

 

[MetalMagpie]

I learn so much about the male urination process from these forums.

My thoughts exactly. I swear, if I didn't have my boyfriend, this site would be my primary source of information about the bizarre experience of being male. (My boyfriend has had to put up with a lot of stupid questions over the years!)

OT: To be honest, that's what I always assumed guys did!

 

[Colour Scientist]

I'm still reeling from the fact that half the forum (not including the ladies, obviously) sits down for a piss. That's just not right people - use your equipment properly or lose it, I say.

Is that not kind of awkward for a guy? I assumed it was.

[sub]Also, you got unbanned? Isn't that the second time that's happened? Not complaining, just curious.[/sub]

 

[MetalMagpie]

I'm still reeling from the fact that half the forum (not including the ladies, obviously) sits down for a piss. That's just not right people - use your equipment properly or lose it, I say.

I seem to recall being told that standing up to piss is considered rude in Germany. Not sure how reliable the source was, but this thing certainly exists: Sitzpinkel

 

[Durgiun]

When I'm not using a urinal, yeah, I wipe the piss of my dick. Call me crazy, but I don't like piss stains in my underwear if I can help it.