Poll: Do any other guys do this after they take a leak? (Weird question)

Recommended Videos

DugMachine

New member
Apr 5, 2010
2,566
0
0
I think it's more an issue for uncircumsized fellows like myself. I do it every chance I get because those few drops of piss left over can leave your foreskin smelling rank. TMI I know but it's the truth.
 

NLS

Norwegian Llama Stylist
Jan 7, 2010
1,594
0
0
DoPo said:
No, I grip it at the base then pull - that usually takes the piss out of penis. Yes, you are welcome.

CAPTCHA: nice job
It's good to be appreciated, thanks for that!
I do this, PLUS the paper wiping. Can't be too sure about anything.
 

Idsertian

Member
Legacy
Apr 8, 2011
513
0
1
No, no I do not. I can see why you would do it, but I'm not wasting paper that can be used for...other functions.

Piss, shake and tuck. Works well enough for me.
 

Woodsey

New member
Aug 9, 2009
14,553
0
0
MetalMagpie said:
Woodsey said:
I'm still reeling from the fact that half the forum (not including the ladies, obviously) sits down for a piss. That's just not right people - use your equipment properly or lose it, I say.
I seem to recall being told that standing up to piss is considered rude in Germany. Not sure how reliable the source was, but this thing certainly exists: Sitzpinkel
It's not like people are doing it in public.

Colour-Scientist said:
Woodsey said:
I'm still reeling from the fact that half the forum (not including the ladies, obviously) sits down for a piss. That's just not right people - use your equipment properly or lose it, I say.
Is that not kind of awkward for a guy? I assumed it was.

[sub]Also, you got unbanned? Isn't that the second time that's happened? Not complaining, just curious.[/sub]


[sub]And yes, I've been waiting to post that for ages.[/sub]


As for pissing, well... you can tuck, but it's still pointless.
 

Zack Alklazaris

New member
Oct 6, 2011
1,938
0
0
There is no appropriate say this so I'll just be blunt. My wife loves my penis so I make damn sure its always clean. That includes wiping after go pee.
 

JochemHippie

Trippin' balls man.
Jan 9, 2012
464
0
0
Depends.
At home, yeah.
When I´m out.. Usually not, don´t really trust the hygiene of the paper there.
 

thespyisdead

New member
Jan 25, 2010
756
0
0
you can shake, you can wipe, you can put it an a dryer, there will ALWAYS be that annoying drop that is hidden in a singularity, that is hidden in your dick
 

Ragsnstitches

New member
Dec 2, 2009
1,871
0
0
Woodsey said:
No. It's not like a leaky tap, there'll be like one microscopic drop of piss. What's the point?

Colour-Scientist said:
I learn so much about the male urination process from these forums.
I'm still reeling from the fact that half the forum (not including the ladies, obviously) sits down for a piss. That's just not right people - use your equipment properly or lose it, I say.
There in lies an issue. From my experience, most fellas can't use it... standing up. Nothing fucking worse then dying for a shit to see some fucking pond scum has just pssied all over the seat.

If you can't fucking aim, sit down or LIFT THE FUCKING SEAT!(or at the very least, wipe the fucking seat)

I'm a pretty hygienic, but I'm not grossed out by things generally... but pissing on something that other people MAY SIT ON is just fucking foul.

To people who do that: I hope you one day dive into a cubicle to take a shit, forget to check, then sit your ass on a wet seat and contract something unpleasant in the anus.
 

Flames66

New member
Aug 22, 2009
2,311
0
0
Goofguy said:
Can't say that I ever have... nope. It's not that weird or gross of a question, I have had those wayward drops before. My best way to solve this problem is usually shake it a bit more before tucking it back in. After all, if you're peeing in a urinal in a public bathroom, there usually isn't any toilet paper within arm's reach.
This is part of the reason I never use Urinals.
 

Loop Stricken

Covered in bees!
Jun 17, 2009
4,723
0
0
Hunter65416 said:
You know how after you take piss no matter how much you shake it off theres always that few drops that end up in your pants? Does anyone else get a bit of toilet paper and dry it off that way? Ive pretty much always done that.. Im quite obsessed with hygiene
I'm not sure why anyone WOULDN'T.
Personally I prefer the cool caress of a wet wipe.
 

gh0ti

New member
Apr 10, 2008
251
0
0
Never done it - or seen the need to. Waiting a bit longer and giving a little shake has always been good enough for me and I don't end up with urine in my pants.

I only know one guy who admits using toilet paper - not that it's something I routinely discuss - so on that grounds, I'd see men who feel the need to do it as a little strange. I take extra care when there's the prospect of some female attention, but I've never felt wiping was necessary. Maybe some guys have slightly more efficient equipment in this regard.

Besides, isn't urine meant to be the cleanest fluid we humans produce? Compared to saliva and sweat (two things we transfer to each other frequently) it's positively harmless.
 

excalipoor

New member
Jan 16, 2011
528
0
0
Ragsnstitches said:
LIFT THE FUCKING SEAT!
But I like the challenge! But seriously, who doesn't do that? I can see not putting it back down, but...

On topic: I wax and polish my knob after taking a leak.
 

Elementary - Dear Watson

RIP Eleuthera, I will miss you
Nov 9, 2010
2,980
0
0
Colour-Scientist said:
I learn so much about the male urination process from these forums.

OP: I don't have a penis so I can't answer. Needless to say, I do not rely on shaking.
LMFAO's Sexy and I know it popped into my head then... specifically the 'Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle' bit...! :p

OT: What!? Really!? People do that? I have never had that problem, and am not expecting to, so I won't be joining you in your toilet paper love-in!
 

Ragsnstitches

New member
Dec 2, 2009
1,871
0
0
excalipoor said:
Ragsnstitches said:
LIFT THE FUCKING SEAT!
But I like the challenge! But seriously, who doesn't do that? I can see not putting it back down, but...

On topic: I wax and polish my knob after taking a leak.
I don't know, but they exist as I have seen evidence.
 

Burst6

New member
Mar 16, 2009
916
0
0
Apparently sometimes a little bit of urine gets left behind inside when you finish, and it comes out when you holster your gun.

To remove it properly you have to do it like you're emptying a toothpaste tube.

Personally i just shake. I can't always wipe for one (public toilets and all that), and two i'm uncircumcised and it's very sensitive down there.


Proper shaking and emptying usually leaves me nice and clean.
 

Baron von Blitztank

New member
May 7, 2010
2,133
0
0
Colour-Scientist said:
I learn so much about the male urination process from these forums.

OP: I don't have a penis so I can't answer. Needless to say, I do not rely on shaking.
Your avatar makes this thread so much funnier!

Me, being a member of the Penis Holders Union, I just tend to leave it. It's kind of awkward having to wipe off your dick with toilet paper and there will ALWAYS be some piss left no matter how hard you try so why try prevent the inevitable?