Poll: Do any other guys do this after they take a leak? (Weird question)

[JoshGod]

I'm still reeling from the fact that half the forum (not including the ladies, obviously) sits down for a piss. That's just not right people - use your equipment properly or lose it, I say.

What about women who do not sit down?

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Shaking is usually enough for me although I need to wipe if I have recently had some fun time

 

[Souplex]

I wipe if shaking isn't working in that particular instance.

 

[Basement Cat]

"Anything more than two shakes and you're playing with yourself." Military proverb.

Actually I never joined the military. I just shake it, maybe wring a few extra drops out and stuff it back into my boxers. I don't obsess over hygiene.

I do shower regularly. I can't go long without shaving and showering before I get itchy and feel dirty.

I'm just not obsessive about it.

 

[A Weakgeek]

Sometimes. Not usually.

I'm still reeling from the fact that half the forum (not including the ladies, obviously) sits down for a piss. That's just not right people - use your equipment properly or lose it, I say.

Is that not kind of awkward for a guy? I assumed it was.

[sub]Also, you got unbanned? Isn't that the second time that's happened? Not complaining, just curious.[/sub]

It's only awkward if you've got a boner at the same time, in which case it'll be difficult to do your business in much anything other than a urinal.
My posting is off today. If it's not typos, I'm leaving out whole sentences. x_x

Yeah it sucks, at those times you have to almost go on all fours.

 

[Dags90]

I'm still reeling from the fact that half the forum (not including the ladies, obviously) sits down for a piss. That's just not right people - use your equipment properly or lose it, I say.

Only when I'm at home, or someone else's home, and my aim is compromised. You know who has to clean up the bathroom when I drunkenly/sleepily pee on the floor? Me.

Sometimes I do it out of pure laziness though. Take a good seat, check Facebook.

 

[Goofguy]

Can't say that I ever have... nope. It's not that weird or gross of a question, I have had those wayward drops before. My best way to solve this problem is usually shake it a bit more before tucking it back in. After all, if you're peeing in a urinal in a public bathroom, there usually isn't any toilet paper within arm's reach.

This is part of the reason I never use Urinals.

Are you kidding? I wish I had a urinal in my own washroom.

 

[Dreiko_v1legacy]

Being the intact male that I am, I just use the foreskin to squeeze out the last few drops. I don't use toilet paper on it cause that stuff is too soft and I would end up with tiny fragments of it tearing up and sticking all over my junk which is a huge bother to deal with.


Just wash yourself properly and daily, you don't need to be such a hygiene freak about it, there's always gonna be some urine traces in the insides of the shaft anyways, it's sterile.

 

[ElPatron]

I don't even need to shake, everything just comes out in an uninterrupted stream with no spill.

On the contrary, I know women who don't wipe. Euurrghh.

Or there's the flip side of the coin, toilet paper with wee on it stuck in pubes.

 

[Rainforce]

I'm still reeling from the fact that half the forum (not including the ladies, obviously) sits down for a piss. That's just not right people - use your equipment properly or lose it, I say.

I seem to recall being told that standing up to piss is considered rude in Germany. Not sure how reliable the source was, but this thing certainly exists: Sitzpinkel

speaking as a german, I can assure you you got the word right but the fact wrong - it's just as normal here as everywhere else, as far as I know.
I even get weird looks for actually NOT standing, because, you know, (at least for the public toilet case: )
I DO NOT WANT TO STAND IN A ROOM FULL OF STRANGERS WHEN TAKING A PISS.
leave me alone you fucking weirdos.
Also cleaning up if you miss is messy, so fuck that too.

 

[Risingblade]

Only after one of those moment where you lose control and it fires in a weird direction...

 

[Dogstile]

Oh this is fun. I use a bit of toilet paper. I like being clean and its not exactly hard to do. My male friends all think i'm weird but fuck them. My motto is that one day I might get an unexpected blowjob, I may as well make it pleasant for the fine lady.

 

[Daveman]

No. It's not like a leaky tap, there'll be like one microscopic drop of piss. What's the point?

I learn so much about the male urination process from these forums.

I'm still reeling from the fact that half the forum (not including the ladies, obviously) sits down for a piss. That's just not right people - use your equipment properly or lose it, I say.

There in lies an issue. From my experience, most fellas can't use it... standing up. Nothing fucking worse then dying for a shit to see some fucking pond scum has just pssied all over the seat.

If you can't fucking aim, sit down or LIFT THE FUCKING SEAT!(or at the very least, wipe the fucking seat)

I'm a pretty hygienic, but I'm not grossed out by things generally... but pissing on something that other people MAY SIT ON is just fucking foul.

To people who do that: I hope you one day dive into a cubicle to take a shit, forget to check, then sit your ass on a wet seat and contract something unpleasant in the anus.

Just another argument for leaving the seat UP.

 

[Rumpsteak]

If I'm in a private bathroom then yes, I'll do that. I don't trust the cleaning staff in your average public restroom.

 

[Stu35]

You know how after you take piss no matter how much you shake it off theres always that few drops that end up in your pants?

Maybe you're not shaking hard enough? I've honestly never had that problem.


As for using a bit of bog roll, nowt wrong with that - it's perfectly hygenic.

Final point - even if it was 'a bit weird', who cares what you do in the privacy of your own toilet? or the semi-privacy of a public toilet? as the case may be.

I'm still reeling from the fact that half the forum (not including the ladies, obviously) sits down for a piss. That's just not right people - use your equipment properly or lose it, I say.

Some toilets, like the one we have, only opens if there's weight on the seat, so men have to use it sitting down. (Or push the seat with hand or leg, I guess?)

I'd sooner hold it up with one hand whilst pissing than suffer the indignity of sitting down to take a piss.

Well, I don't feel THAT strongly about it, but I do find it a bit odd that some men sit down... End of the day, to each their own and it doesn't have any effect on me, so meh.

 

[Dangit2019]

Spoiler: Just a bit TMI, enter at own risk

I only do that when I'm about to jerk it so that piss doesn't come and ruin the moment. Otherwise, I don't have the problem of piss going down my leg. Not sure why.

 

[triggrhappy94]

You shake it enough you won't even notice.
I think I used to when I was like 5. Honestly, that small bit is probably cleaner than the toilet paper and your underwear isn't that clean anyways.

 

[C F]

If I'm at home and have access to my own toilet paper, I'll do that sometimes.
Otherwise, I'll just take my chances with shaking.

Just do what you need to do.

 

[MetalMagpie]

My main problem is that the tip is always hanging in the water, so naturally I use some toilet paper to dry it.

I'm still reeling from the fact that half the forum (not including the ladies, obviously) sits down for a piss. That's just not right people - use your equipment properly or lose it, I say.

I seem to recall being told that standing up to piss is considered rude in Germany. Not sure how reliable the source was, but this thing certainly exists: Sitzpinkel

It's not like people are doing it in public.

I think it's about leaving drops on the seat, floor, walls, etc. Apparently some German toilets are not very compatible with pissing from height. You're supposed to sit down on them facing the wall.

Related: Having to use a toilet that a drunk man has just used is not an experience I would wish on many people. *shudder*

Excuse me, on what german toilets exactly did you go?

I never saw any of these and I have been living here for more than 10 years.

But it is considered rude to piss whilst standing up and leave drops of urine everywhere, possibly also drenching the floor in urine and the toilet paper, etc.

There are urinals for those of you who feel the need to piss standing up, but others are required to sit down on a toilet.

Because if ze toilet was engineered with a seat, who are we to defy ze engineers work.

Also it's a lot more comfy to sit down, I usually manage to reel most of my member in and nothing hangs in the water

I've only been to Germany once, and I never used a public toilet there. My information comes entirely second-hand from a couple of Germans I've met, so may be entirely false (or very location specific).

To avoid any confusion, the comment about using a toilet after a drunk man was based on an experience in the UK with perfectly normal toilets. Drunk men seem to have very bad aim sometimes!