Poll: Do men actually think about sex every other minute?

[GingieAle]

well if we're talking about actually having sex, then no, almost never. But if we're talking about 'sexual innuendos/thats what she said jokes' then, well, not every second, but I won't deny that it comes up a lot.

 

[GartarkMusik]

As far as most guys that I know, some do, but more often than not, they're the ones I don't like at all. We do think about it, most definitely, but it isn't all-consuming.

 

[Vern5]

I was only going to read the weirdness that would be the answers in this thread but...

I'm thinking about sex right now. Not the idea of sex but sex I've had before and like to wistfully reflect on.

...your answer combined with your avatar. Fan-fucking-tastic.

Yeah, my avatar is pretty much the expression of that memory.

 

[P0RTAL]

Yes we do. ALL men think about sex EVERY OTHER MINUTE.

All of your ex-boyfriends think about sex every other minute.
Your male teachers think about sex every other minute.
Your school principal thinks about sex every other minute.
Your dad thinks about sex every other minute.
Your brother thinks about sex every other minute.
Your grandpa thinks about sex every other minute.
The guy that drives the bus thinks about sex every other minute.
Barack Obama thinks about sex every other minute.
Jesus Christ thought about sex every other minute.
The mailman thinks about sex every other minute.
All Adolf Hitler could think about was sex every other minute.. (and murdering Jews)
George Lucas thinks about sex and killing wonderful francises.
Anonymous, the PSN hackers, and Geohotz thinks about hax every other minute.
The Jonas Brothers thinks about sex every other minute.
Justin Bieber doesn't think about sex every other minute. (get it?)
Professor X thinks about sex every other minute.
The creepy guy who kept asking you out and kept getting rejected by you thinks about sex every other minute.
Your mom's new boyfriend thinks about sex every other minute.
Every guy reading this thinks about sex every other minute. They were thinking about titties before they started reading this and they will be thinking about titties after they finish reading this. (I'm thinking about titties right now

Every guy you have EVER met THINKS ABOUT SEX EVERY OTHER MINUTE!
And they are all thinking about youuuuuuuuuuuu!

I hate to say it but your avatar cat looks like he's thinking about sex too. Except he's thinking about you. Your post made me laugh out loud though, so thank you.

 

[Dags90]

I've gone entire labs without thinking about my lab partner naked. OK that's a lie, but not every other minute. That's ridiculous, I'd never get anything done.

The idea that men think about sex every other minute has a lot of really creepy implications. Husband out playing with the kids? He's thinking about sex. Your male heart surgeon? Totally looking at how your boob looks separated from the other.

 

[lwm3398]

Nope, nor do you eat seven spiders each night. They're just urban legends, or rather, jokes.

 

[viking97]

i certainly do, but i'm under the influence of that temporary insanity known as puberty.

 

[Vern5]

Yes we do. ALL men think about sex EVERY OTHER MINUTE.

All of your ex-boyfriends think about sex every other minute.
Your male teachers think about sex every other minute.
Your school principal thinks about sex every other minute.
Your dad thinks about sex every other minute.
Your brother thinks about sex every other minute.
Your grandpa thinks about sex every other minute.
The guy that drives the bus thinks about sex every other minute.
Barack Obama thinks about sex every other minute.
Jesus Christ thought about sex every other minute.
The mailman thinks about sex every other minute.
All Adolf Hitler could think about was sex every other minute.. (and murdering Jews)
George Lucas thinks about sex and killing wonderful francises.
Anonymous, the PSN hackers, and Geohotz thinks about hax every other minute.
The Jonas Brothers thinks about sex every other minute.
Justin Bieber doesn't think about sex every other minute. (get it?)
Professor X thinks about sex every other minute.
The creepy guy who kept asking you out and kept getting rejected by you thinks about sex every other minute.
Your mom's new boyfriend thinks about sex every other minute.
Every guy reading this thinks about sex every other minute. They were thinking about titties before they started reading this and they will be thinking about titties after they finish reading this. (I'm thinking about titties right now

Every guy you have EVER met THINKS ABOUT SEX EVERY OTHER MINUTE!
And they are all thinking about youuuuuuuuuuuu!

This absolutely has to be recorded for the betterment of mankind.

 

[viking97]

double post, my bad

 

[RandallJohn]

For pete's sake, no, we don't.

 

[airwolfe591]

This is how I think it breaks down.

Childhood: Nope
Puberty: Yep
Adulthood: Every few hours or so.

 

[Flailing Escapist]

snips

This absolutely has to be recorded for the betterment of mankind.

Indeed. They'll put it on a wall somewhere.

 

[neonsword13-ops]

No. We talk about sex but that's normal. We don't think about it. Most of the time.

 

[joshuaayt]

It might be true during sex, but otherwise? Ladies, remember how hard Super Meat Boy gets? Imagine playing it only half-focused, the other half of your mind on sex.

Either we think about it as much as you do, or we are dual-concentration gods.

 

[proctorninja2]

hmm interestingly enough i was looking at porn when i read this, so yes i think its just biological for men to keep thinking about procreating

 

[Uncle_Brainhorn]

It's been proven false because if it was true, they wouldn't have enough time to actually function.

 

[Aaron Kuehmichel]

Yes.

That is all.

 

[velcrokidneyz]

not constantly but i do think of it quite often, i guess im not a super prude. but i guess not everyone is comfortable with it. to a degree most people think about it a lot even if it isnt conscious. such as when you pick your seat in class or do certain activities, it isnt wrong to want to impress and attract the gender of your choosing.

 

[Eumersian]

Not every other?

Kidding, of course. But anywho, I pretend like I do because I think it's funny to say, but I really don't. I have far more important things to think about than sex all the time (pfft).