I find it laughable that anyone actually seriously believes in macroevolution. No, I don't care if you have 5 billion years, I don't care if you have 100 billion years, the odds are so astronomically small that I don't think most people even comprehend what they're saying. (Not to mention we have absolutely no evidence that the earth of had the right conditions to form life 5 billion years ago.)
In no other situation would speculation like that be taken seriously, you'd be laughed right out of your job.
Thing is, in darwin's time, human cells were just seen as big homogenus blobs. That seemed a lot more plausible. But the knowledge we have now of micro biology completely debunks darwins theory. I'm sorry, but you believers must have an awful lot of faith to believe in something so utterly ridiculous. Pastaferianism looks completely respectable next to "umm..it just like...happened LOL"
In no other situation would speculation like that be taken seriously, you'd be laughed right out of your job.
Thing is, in darwin's time, human cells were just seen as big homogenus blobs. That seemed a lot more plausible. But the knowledge we have now of micro biology completely debunks darwins theory. I'm sorry, but you believers must have an awful lot of faith to believe in something so utterly ridiculous. Pastaferianism looks completely respectable next to "umm..it just like...happened LOL"