Provide for me a solution to the hard problem of consciousness, and then condescend all you like. In the meantime, I'll just be over here with David Chalmers, Saul Kripke, Donald Hoffman, Thomas Nagel, Colin McGinn, Alonzo Church, John Searle, John Eccles, Bertrand Russel, Hilary Putnam, Peter Geach, and a mountain of other major thinkers in philosophy of the mind (many of whom, incidentally, are not religious) who find your position untenable. I mean, it's not like materialism has a scrap of evidence for it either - it is a metaphysical position, not a scientific one, and you cheapen science when you try to palm it off as one.