Poll: Do you ever actually read the Terms of Service?

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

Skim it, then get my brother/cat/Rube-Goldberg machine to press yes.

Edit: The poll's missing.

 

[Araxiel_1911]

"Yeah right, who agrees to something they don't read?"

 

[ZeronicX]

heck no!
it always the same thing don't be racist/don't spam/ don't troll just don't be complete douch

 

[Pinkamena]

Almost never, unless it's a very shadowy site... With sites that are well-known and has a large user-base, I'm like "hah fuck this" and clicks "I agree".

 

[teebeeohh]

most of the time.
then again, i have an unusually good ability to read large amounts of text very very fast.
i may not pick up everything and it's totally useless for reading books but apple is not getting my ass.

 

[JasonKaotic]

Damn, this would've been a poll I'd like to see.
Nope, never. No point really, it's pretty much always the same.

 

[JimJamJahar]

I'm surprised that this video has not been posted yet:


I never read the terms of service, because they are very long and I think it's unlikely that they will ask you to donate kidneys on the second Sunday of every month or something

 

[AlAaraaf74]

Nope.

But I hope to god that I don't get forced to become a Human CentiPad with two other losers

I was just about to say that.

 

[scorptatious]

Nope. My attention span forbids me from doing so.

 

[DarkRyter]

Yeah. I don't want to end up eating digested cuttlefish and asparagus because I didn't read.

 

[onewheeled]

I skim it, just to see if there are any words or phrases that catch my eye and make me not want to put my information in that website.

 

[RJ Dalton]

Every single time. Even some of the so called "respectable" websites will have tricks in their Terms of Service contracts. Often, you'll find something in the website's ToS that says they can install spyware programs on your computer for marketing purposes.

 

[Krinku]

If it's from somewhere that doesn't seem legit yes.

 

[RatRace123]

"Yeah right, who agrees to something they don't read?"

That episode freaked me out for some reason, maybe because it really seemed like something Apple would do.
Though I was tempted to start reading the terms of service, but it's just so many words upon words.
I'm expecting Apple to show up at my doorstep with the centiPad setup any day now.

 

[Korak the Mad]

I will skim through it.

I skim it, just to see if there are any words or phrases that catch my eye and make me not want to put my information in that website.

Exactly.

 

[Nihilism_Is_Bliss]

No, but where's the poll?

 

[GeorgW]

Never, not EULAs either. I do read rules and stuff of course.

 

[Biodeamon]

Yep. Partly cause i need to read the rules but more for finding hidden lulz in the fine print. Or ffinding loop-holes that would allow me to get them, or loop holes that they would try and pull on me.