Poll: Do You Flush ?

[Thingo]

I'm going to close my eyes, and when i open them again, this thread and all the stupid ''Do you breathe after exhaling?'' type threads will be gone.

 

[Grayjack]

-Things

No, I still read Captain Underpants.

OT: I flush. Also, who said no?

 

[Antlers]

Why did I open this. I knew it would only irritate me. I must be a massachist.

 

[H.R.Shovenstuff]

What the fuck is a toilet?

 

[Shadowfaze]

depends. if its yellow let it mellow if its brown, flush it down.

 

[chronobreak]

I'm sorry to say this, but scatological humor is alright, on the Escapist? You're going to post "do thing with the excrement that would make the most brave of the brave what to cry and cut them slefs"? Things have been bad lately, but this is getting out of hand. I mean no offense to the person who made the thread, but come on.

Edit: First page threads: "When you pee, do you hit the seat?", "Do you smoke weed?", and this one with an option for playing with your poop. I know Sundays are boring and all, but jeez.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I think this is a retarded question. Do you really think that you would have many people say "no"?

 

[Stabby Joe]

I suppose some people don't flush when they just have a piss, to save water or something.

 

[Dax317]

no shit. that is what they were made to do.

 

[Abedeus]

No, why would I? I enjoy the smell of a hundred un-digested meals, rotting for four weeks...

Are you high?

 

[Deef]

"I do thing with the excrement that would make the most brave of the brave want to cry and cut themselves"

Oh god I lol'd.

 

[Strategia]

No, I wait until my toilet is so full I can't sit down comfortably any longer and then replace it.

.....I'm not even going to bother giving a serious answer.

 

[ohellynot]

Also you missspelt "selfs"
It is written selves and yes I am aware of it and it is a joke

 

[zauxz]

ok, mooving on...

 

[jboking]

Spoiler: Hopefully it would end up something like this.

Am I the only one here who read those as a child, by the way?

Oh man, nostalgia. I think I still have that book from the third grade.

OP: Yeah, I flush because...

Spoiler: possibly offensive

I treat my toilet like a friend. If I have to shit in her mouth I'm at least going to insure that it doesn't stay there long...Wow, I need to reassess my weekend activities with friends.

 

[gigastrike]

Phew, only two people don't.

 

[G1eet]

If its yellow let it mellow.
If its brown flush it down.

That only applies for the times people are sleeping.

That applies for never! I absolutely hate that rule, and anyone that follows it gets put in my bad book straight away, it's gross.

What if there's a drought and you have to conserve water?

 

[ffxfriek]

......huh?

What a strange question....

exactly and personal to answer yes i do its gross if you dont and i even take it a step further and WASH my hands

 

[Pubis Mcfly]

Nah, i dont flush, i just get my leather bound foreign sex slave to do it for me..... with his tongue

But seriously, why wouldnt you flush?

 

[Dancingman]

Heh, as quirky as random "Personal Habit" threads are, I find them quite amusing for some reason.

And yes, I flush, people don't like to see my waste products, so I get rid of them so as to be considerate.