Poll: Do you have a girlfriend?

[Blue Musician]

Title says it all, just wondering.

I'm going to ask "someone" to be my girlfriend tomorrow, just before going into vacations for two weeks.

Anyway, I think title says it all. I thought it would be a rather interesting question to make to the Escapists.

EDIT: During those two weeks yes, I'm able to see her, as I'm not going to another place to pass the time, and she doesn't lives very far. I though I should have made that more clear.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Used to.
Don't really want one after that.

 

[ThePreshFrince]

Yeah. 10 months now.

 

[Neonbob]

I do indeed.
And somehow, she has put up with my nonsense and whatnot for nearly three years.
She deserves some kind of medal.

 

[Jark212]

No, I don't count that girl I loved from Elementary through Middle school who cheated on me and curbstomped my heart...

 

[StargateSG1]

What's a "Girl" ??

 

[Sleekgiant]

No, been in a bunch of relationships that have just put me through emotional wringers

 

[vanillabeans320]

Nice to see I'm not the only "Never".

 

[Pimppeter2]

Sorta?

See, I'm 16. So my relationship don't really "count"

 

[BlumiereBleck]

I have myself! But i do get lonely...

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

Never. Couldn't bring myself to ask. Also, what are the girls supposed to say? Shouldn't the question be gender-neutral?

 

[Mgsfan]

i had one monday well its thursday and im gonna go get wasted tommorow and forget about it

 

[spitefulsixth]

hah. no.
I'm straight, and don't plan on experimenting

 

[Hollock]

I'm 17 and no.

 

[Axle_Bullitt_19]

I had only ever asked one girl out and turned out she was already going out with someone else, but it was for the better since I found out later she was a shallow pot head. Also I turned 19 last month.

 

[Lunar6]

No, and for personal reasons, I'm really not looking for a relationship right now. As of now, I'm getting back in touch with some of my high school buddies ("Bros before Hoes"). If I meet someone and something just happens, then great, but for now, I look out for friends, family and myself. I'll admit to having been friends with the one girl back in middle school and junior high who I think I may have actually been more than smitten with, and I know she liked me as a friend alot, but some high school she moved to the next town over (which would be like, a five minute drive away from where I live, but for all I know she could be on the other side of the country for college by now).

Besides, in this day and age, women between the ages of 13 and 50 are some of the most conceited/annoying/arrogant bitches you could come within a kilometer of. But enough about my sister...

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

i just got out of a semi-destructive relationship. the girl i was seeing was beyond crazy.

but i've never had any trouble with women-i haven't been single for an extended period of time since i was thirteen.

are you implying that escapists are all nerdy shut-ins who don't do so well with the ladies?