Poll: Do you have, or ever get a neckbeard (read topic first)

[Jaythulhu]

Nope. I'm rocking a Riker Beard.

The sexiest of beards.

Amen brother. Long live the Riker!

 

[Farseer Lolotea]

1) I'm female, so no.

2) If you just mean "scruff on the throat" as opposed to "no facial hair above the jawline for some bizarre reason," my husband occasionally does if he doesn't bother to shave for...like...days on end. But he's usually got the Riker thing going on.

 

[tobi the good boy]

I despise the Neckbeard, truly a horrible thing that needs to be purged from this earth. Even at my laziest I refuse to allow any hair to claim my neck.

 

[keideki]

Ha... neckbeards... I've got a grizzly adams beards. Its the stuff of legends I tell you. I only ever really shave when I need to apply for a new job. When I hold a job I try to keep it trimmed more like a riker beard.

 

[RickyRich]

It goes down a little bit onto my neck, but is no epic neckbeard.

 

[WeAreStevo]

Ok. Neck beards gross me out...

They reek of hardcore MMO gamer who lives in a dank basement.

I'll stick to my rocking mutton chops thanks.

That is until my facial hair turns grey, then I'll be growing an epic wizards beard (which shouldn't be hard seeing as I shave in the morning and have stubble at night... >_>

 

[Regiment]

I'd think "Neckbeard" sounds more like a dwarf than a Nord, but that made me laugh anyway.

I don't have a neckbeard. I have a friend who seems to want one, but he can't grow proper facial hair, so he just has this thin wispy blond line under his chin. I don't have the nerve to tell him that he looks awful.

 

[Atticus89]

I did for my first year of college because I was happy that I didn't need to shave. Then one day I thought "I look fucking stupid."

So now I've just got some sideburns and a goatee.

 

[AngryMongoose]

Can barely grow hairs on my chin; I ain't got one of yo' 'Beardnecks'

 

[Hollock]

yeah, but because I can't grow a real one so I will go a week without shaving the invisible face beard and not bother with the neck.

 

[Palademon]

The only beard I grow is heavily neck, but I'm only 17 so that probably wont always be the case.

It isn't helped the the fact that I'm too lazy to shave and I have a blond moustache.