Poll: Do you have tits?

[Something Amyss]

XD what exactly are you implying you can do with a pair of tits anyway? I fail to see how they could be quite that fascinating.

I'm not sure how ready I am to traumatise The Escapist. >.>

 

[CrystalShadow]

XD what exactly are you implying you can do with a pair of tits anyway? I fail to see how they could be quite that fascinating.

I'm not sure how ready I am to traumatise The Escapist. >.>

Nyahahahah! XD
S-stop. I'll have an accident or something. XD

-ahem- Well, I shall have to take your word for it I suppose.

 

[Remus]

120 pushups every day. I got pecs bro. Do you lift? Chainmail just doesn't fit me quite right -

 

[Something Amyss]

Nyahahahah! XD
S-stop. I'll have an accident or something. XD

I'm sorry! The horror of the mental images I evoke often causes that.

-ahem- Well, I shall have to take your word for it I suppose.

It's not so much doing a lot of things, but a couple of things a lot.

 

[Musette]

Yes, I'm female and I have boobs, but that doesn't mean I'm happy about it. Most people would place me in the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, but they're still way too big for my tastes. Even the tightest sports bras don't feel like enough, but I spend way too much of my day away from my apartment to safely wear a binder.

If the surgery to get rid of them wasn't so expensive, I would have already done it by now. So instead, I have to figure out how to scrounge up about $10k that I can't use to (1) pay for my doctorate I'm hoping to start in two years or (2) buy my own instruments (professional marimbas range $12k-30k, vibraphones $4k-9k, timpani can cost upwards of $40k, not to mention all the other smaller instruments that add up or the sticks/mallets/beaters you need to actually play them).

I hate having to decide whether to prioritize the purchase that can actually help me make a living, or the purchase that will preserve my mental health.

I understand almost nothing about what you just said. Please explain what those devices are used for, and justify your existence and viewpoints to me.

I guess I was rambling to myself more than making an actually coherent post. Basically, I want a form of chest masculinization surgery (top surgery) because I don't like having breasts. I'd honestly rather not go into the super personal details of why I feel that way, but there's a reason why I'm serious about somehow getting the money to pay for such an expensive procedure.

The instruments I mentioned are musical instruments. I'm a percussionist (meaning that I play instruments that are typically struck like a snare drum, drumset, bongos, xylophone, etc.) and our instruments can get ridiculously pricey. My personal favorite instrument, the marimba (it kinda looks like a gaint xylophone, spanning about 8-10 feet in length) is cripplingly expensive, and many of the others are not much better. Mallets, sticks, and beaters are all objects designed for you to strike each instrument with, and their costs pile up more than most people expect. Trying to own all the things I need as a percussionist is basically going to be a lifelong endeavor because of the cost of all these items.

That puts me in a personal dilemma because that $10k I need for surgery is $10k I could have put toward buying the musical instruments that I need as I actively work toward playing professionally and eventually making my own livelihood. I hate thinking that I will need to prioritize anything over my music.

 

[Vigormortis]

On my chest? Yes and no. I've got da moobs, but they're (finally) going away. (yay me)

In my hands? Depends on who I'm with and how well I know that person. <.< [sub]Don't hurt me...[/sub]

eeyup, though they're still growing. so until further notice, I'm a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee ;3

Nothing wrong with that membership, s'far as I'm concerned. Besides, doesn't it come with a better selection of club t-shirts?

Where are you from, the past or something??? We use LAZERZ nowadays, Bruce!

The Police don't seem to like it when I try to impress passing pilots, though...

Psh, lasers are passe. The cool kids have hypno-rays.

Spoiler

'Course, one could argue they've always held that power, we've just found a way to augment it.

 

[an annoyed writer]

eeyup, though they're still growing. so until further notice, I'm a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee ;3

Nothing wrong with that membership, s'far as I'm concerned. Besides, doesn't it come with a better selection of club t-shirts?

Eh, kinda. Not that I usually enjoy that selecton though, most of the time they're nice and snug in one of these:

http://www.biowarestore.com/apparel/hoodies/ladies-n7-armour-stripe-angl-hoody.html

very warm and comfy :3

 

[Vigormortis]

Eh, kinda. Not that I usually enjoy that selecton though, most of the time they're nice and snug in one of these:

http://www.biowarestore.com/apparel/hoodies/ladies-n7-armour-stripe-angl-hoody.html

very warm and comfy :3

Wait. The IBTC has officially licensed Bioware swag?

That's....pretty damn awesome.

Now I'm jealous.

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

No, I don't.

But I firmly believe that they help make the universe go 'round.

[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]As long as those things don't cause a decapitation hazard if you hang them out of a vehicle going more than 30 mph >.>[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Chessrook44]

Oh heck no. Hell, I'm so opposite that, my chest is concave.

Seriously, this is a thing. Look it up.

I have a friend who's chest collapsed. He has, without a doubt, the second weirdest looking body I've ever scene (The weirdest being an extreme corset wearing lady I saw once. I have average sized man hands, and I could easily get them around her waist. She looked like a literal hour glass. Grossest thing ever.).

I am so sorry.

Oh no, not a collapsed chest. It's called a Pectus... indentation in the breastbone. Looks like I have a bowl in the middle of my chest about the size of my fist, give or take. Also, I'm a guy. So there's that.

 

[an annoyed writer]

Eh, kinda. Not that I usually enjoy that selecton though, most of the time they're nice and snug in one of these:

http://www.biowarestore.com/apparel/hoodies/ladies-n7-armour-stripe-angl-hoody.html

very warm and comfy :3

Wait. The IBTC has officially licensed Bioware swag?

That's....pretty damn awesome.

Now I'm jealous.

;3

And, well, they-re kind of a pain.
Literally.
They hurt. Often for no reason. It's annoying.
Like, mine are sore right now. Why? I have no idea.
They aren't big, and I didn't do anything to them. they just hurt for no reason.

So... Kinda takes the fun out of it. XD

Ugh, I know that feel :c

Sometimes the pain is weirdly disproportionate to the actual size though. Mine are puny, but they certainly don't feel like it when they hurt ;~;

 

[Darks63]

I used to but lots of time at the gym has forged them into pecs .

 

[Zen Bard]

My wife wears the tits in the family. Although every once in awhile, she takes them out and lets me play with them.