Poll: Do you know how to use a broom?

[Blow_Pop]

I am still trying to master the art of flying on one

HA! When I fly on one, I stand... LIKE A BOSS!

*sigh* must do some work today...

Instead of stalking me throughout the escapist? ;]

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Yeah. The hardest part is getting it in the dustpan: there is always a line of dirt.

I hate that line with a fiery passion. It makes me yearn for a vacuum cleaner.

Explain why or why not please.

Explain? Er...

I'm not an imbecile?

 

[SckizoBoy]

Instead of stalking me throughout the escapist? ;]

Oh that'll never end...

[sub][sub][sub]_>

I know where you live. Muahahahaha... =P[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[mew4ever23]

A broom? Fuck yeah, I know how to use one. What's to understand about swish swish swish? It's a fucking broom dude, it's not a fighter jet.

Only trouble is getting the line of dust that never really gets in the dustpan.

 

[UbarElite]

I almost flew one, but I'm pretty sure I just jumped and the wind blew hard. Still working on that.

Can I sweep things? Yes...I'm pretty sure even someone without practice who at least knows the intended function of a broom can do at least a decent job at sweeping.

 

[funguy2121]

A broom? Fuck yeah, I know how to use one. What's to understand about swish swish swish? It's a fucking broom dude, it's not a fighter jet.

Only trouble is getting the line of dust that never really gets in the dustpan.

It's just sitting there, taunting you, forever, no matter how many times you re-sweep, until you finally sweep it under one of the cupboards and feel like a lazy shlep. That line of dust knew you'd feel that way! He did it on purpose, the bastard!

 

[6037084]

Yes
Step 1: find dirt dust etc
Step 2: apply broom
Step 3: ????
Step 4: profit

 

[OtherSideofSky]

How can anyone not know how to use a broom? It's one of the simplest tools ever created.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

Yes i can keep a place clean. I did a lot of cleaning when i worked in a youth centre instead of wasting a year with the meatheads in the army after school

 

[Blow_Pop]

Instead of stalking me throughout the escapist? ;]

Oh that'll never end...

[sub][sub][sub]_>

I know where you live. Muahahahaha... =P[/sub][/sub][/sub]

sweet. steal me away to the UK then?

 

[Rosco IIIrd]

What's not to understand about "Swish, swish, stab!"?

 

[Chris646]

Of course I know how they work. The bristles face the ceiling and you sweep from right to left. Afterwards, you turn it around and place it horizontally, and then make it fly. Duh.

 

[SckizoBoy]

sweet. steal me away to the UK then?

Bring your broom, my studio needs sweeping! =P

Though to be fair, I'll probably turn into your ***** within fifteen minutes! XD

 

[Beryl77]

If you mean for flying then no but for sweeping yes. I always had to help my parents sweep the house but I was never allowed to jump from the balcony and try to fly with it.

 

[Tanfastic]

Anybody can use a broom, it's rare to find somebody who can use a broom right. It's clearly a coat hanger.

 

[Blow_Pop]

sweet. steal me away to the UK then?

Bring your broom, my studio needs sweeping! =P

Though to be fair, I'll probably turn into your ***** within fifteen minutes! XD

That seems to be the trend with all the guys in the UK I know. That they would all become my *****.....eesh. And you only say that cause I wear glasses. I can normally see just fine without them so.....Depends on how long it takes me to put my glasses on. As long as I am not reading normally I can go the whole day without them. =^.^=

 

[Scarim Coral]

Yes I can, seriously it got to be one of the easiest objects to use! (I talking about sweeping and cleaning not flying.)

 

[SckizoBoy]

That seems to be the trend with all the guys in the UK I know. That they would all become my *****.....eesh. And you only say that cause I wear glasses. I can normally see just fine without them so.....Depends on how long it takes me to put my glasses on. As long as I am not reading normally I can go the whole day without them. =^.^=

It's a British thing, always love a strong woman! =P (But for me, glasses = great bonus)

 

[Blow_Pop]

That seems to be the trend with all the guys in the UK I know. That they would all become my *****.....eesh. And you only say that cause I wear glasses. I can normally see just fine without them so.....Depends on how long it takes me to put my glasses on. As long as I am not reading normally I can go the whole day without them. =^.^=

It's a British thing, always love a strong woman! =P (But for me, glasses = great bonus)

haha so how many topics are we going to have a conversation through? And I'm a very strong woman. I just need a man who is as strong as I am as well. Or another woman.

 

[SckizoBoy]

haha so how many topics are we going to have a conversation through? And I'm a very strong woman. I just need a man who is as strong as I am as well. Or another woman.

Heh... 'a pity, then, that I am not such a man...'

But wouldn't the woman need to be strong too?