SirBryghtside said:
rokkolpo said:
fluffybacon said:
rokkolpo said:
For that was when the milk based reckoning occurred.
you weren't there man!....you just weren't there....*swipes tear from eye*
What happened in 2003?
Tell me, sir! Please!
alright children gather around. i will now tell you a story involving a young boy and some milk.
there once was this boy richard who lived with his parents in a big house up high in the mountains of austria.
it was a cold night, fecking dad! richard thought. it was so cold because dad probably forgot to pay the gas bills.
he couldn't be mad at his dad though,he wasn't home nor was his mother. they were on a business trip to some place, richard didn't care. all he thought about was having the house to himself for the whole weekend.
or so he thought.
when richard decided to go to bed early because it was so cold,he heard a sudden plash.
neh probably just some rainwater sliding down the roof.
when he was lying in his bed the lights started flickering,really random.
oh no!richard though.the water must have got to the wiring. he quickly descended down the stairs only to stand in a puddle. water? richard said silently. it smelled different though. a little sour.
no time to waste richard thought and quickly resumed his way to the wiring of the house.
more water! everywhere in the house was this water that was stinking so badly. then suddenly he heard something...in the kitchen. herushed to the kitchen only to find dozens of milk cartons destroyed upon the floor. he knew this because of the light that shined trough the big ceiling window.
it was milk.everywhere in the house!? how can that be?
then he heard something moving.WHO'S THERE! richard shouted. he then saw a shadow wrapped inside the corner it wasn't a shadow he had seen before.
it seemed shiny almost fluid. like......milk!
the shadow creeped towards him slowly and when he got really close. richard saw what it was.
paralysed by fear richard stood in the moonlight shining thru the ceiling window.
and before him a golem like creature...made from milk.
to be continued.(maybe)
how's that.
just came up with that.