I'd answer the poll with "Yes, I believe in evolution: Go Science" except that seems to preclude that I am not a creationist, which I am. I just don't see evolution and creation (or indeed, religion and science as a whole) as being in conflict with one another.
Why does no one consider that god created evolution? Say he did throw the whole universe together in seven days. How long it took him doesn't matter. God is a being outside of time with unlimited power. 20,000 years ago (or whatever ridiculous age the extreme zealots claim the earth is) God created everyting, but he designed it to be a couple bazillion years old when he did, with all evolutionary paths intact. It's like Game of Thrones. Just because the story started a few years ago from it's current point doesn't mean that whole world is only a few years old. Centuries of history take place before we come to the point when the story starts. Why can't creation be like that? See? Both parties are satisfied.
Actually no, they're unsatisfied because they can't accept that being right doesn't have to mean the other party is wrong.
Why does no one consider that god created evolution? Say he did throw the whole universe together in seven days. How long it took him doesn't matter. God is a being outside of time with unlimited power. 20,000 years ago (or whatever ridiculous age the extreme zealots claim the earth is) God created everyting, but he designed it to be a couple bazillion years old when he did, with all evolutionary paths intact. It's like Game of Thrones. Just because the story started a few years ago from it's current point doesn't mean that whole world is only a few years old. Centuries of history take place before we come to the point when the story starts. Why can't creation be like that? See? Both parties are satisfied.
Actually no, they're unsatisfied because they can't accept that being right doesn't have to mean the other party is wrong.