Poll: Do you take your watch off during sex?

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RicoADF

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GruntOwner said:
I'm noticing a distinct skew in the "I don't have sex" department. Fortunately, we can assume this is an age factor of the userbase rather than the social prowess... Right?
I'd like to think so.
Personally I don't wear a watch, but if I did I'd take it off.
 

GuideBot

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You need an option in the poll for "it depends". Because, it depends.

Sometimes it just happens and your watch is the last thing on your mind. Sometimes I'm just not wearing it anyway. Meh.

...Is this important to you?

EDIT: Whoa, whoa, what? Over 50% of the responses don't have sex?
 

TriGGeR_HaPPy

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Not usually... Though if we're doing something other than straight sexual intercourse, then I probably will if it'll get in the way...
 

Jonatron

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Ha! Fourty percent of Escapists don't have sex!
[small]Of which I am one...[/small]

Looks like the lonely male nerd archetype is not dead!
 

DarkRyter

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I don't wear a watch, neither do I have sex.

I'm both lonely and without a timepiece.
 

HippySecond

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Don't wear a watch, but I take everything off; pants, glasses, everything! don't like stuff getting in my way for the hot sweaty monkey love (no actual monkies were loved in the posting of this comment)
 

Legion

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I don't own a watch, in fact, my phone is used more as a watch than as a phone. I can't imagine wearing a phone for sex either. That'd be weird.
 

tzimize

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Hahahah. I didnt see that coming, not wearing a watch and not having sex is winning.
 

I Max95

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Jonatron said:
Ha! Fourty percent of Escapists don't have sex!
[small]Of which I am one...[/small]

Looks like the lonely male nerd archetype is not dead!
holy shit was it dying!
i never hear of it going away
 

Sonicron

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I'm usually too preoccupied to be thinking about my watch on the rare occasions I'm doing the matrice mambo, so no, I don't take it off.
 

Wadders

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I dont wear a watch, but if I did I doubt I would bother.

There's more important things to take off :p
 

swolf

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CLEVERSLEAZOID said:
I don't wear a watch, but my girlfriend doesn't take hers off.
Sometimes I'll take my dogtags off, but thats because they make lots of noise when they keep banging together heh.
Do your dogtags have silencers on them? They are really cheap and can be found at your local PX (or Military Surplus store). They won't get rid of all the noise but will help you out there a bit. I'm no longer enlisted but still occasionally wear the dog tags during sex...just because. :) Anyways, uh...I also leave my watch on. It helps to compare time records and "peaks".
 

DefunctTheory

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Once you take one of these to the groin area...



You make sure everyone involved has NOTHING on.
 

kaziard

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how else would i know how long i have before the chloroform wears off :S
lol jk...i don't wear a watch
 

Zhukov

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Of course I take it off. It could get caught on something.

In fact, I'm a little surprised that there are people who don't.