Poll: Do you think Aussies ride Kangaroos?

[TheGuiggleMonster]

I would if I lived in Australia so I can't imagine why Australians wouldn't want to either.

 

[Exocet]

Of course you guys do.You even color code them.A yellow one is a schoolbus kangaroo,and black ones are taxi kangaroos.I'm not sure about the other colors,but I'm sure one of you Aussies can clue us in.
I think the best part is child safety.While an adult can ride the kangaroo,their kids can ride in the pouch.
Don't get me started on SUV sized kangaroos though,those things have attitude problems and pollute like there's no tomorrow.

 

[Hectix777]

Yes, and i hate them for it. Why? Cause all we have in the US are horses and mountain lions, i can't ride those without getting mauled, trampled, or severely beaten up by the crazy sumbitches at PETA. I want to feel like a joey and ride in the kangaroo momma's pouch and just feel safe and warm everywhere i go. lucky aussie types

 

[Jei-chan]

so they don't punch you in the face and break all your bones?

 

[joshuaayt]

We don't? Boy, do I feel embarrassed. Next you'll tell me we don't live in mud houses, and have ready access to *electricity*. What nonsense is this?

I also envy that girl, because she doesn't seem to have to wear a reasonable uniform to school. Or take a bag, oddly. That theoretical girl must have the coolest life.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Of course they do, just like us Brits who ride pigeons and our Welsh friends who ride sheep...wait no! Not like that!!!

 

[Paulie92]

Pretty sure Australians ride Kangaroos

Their guns also fire boomerangs as opposed to bullets

That would make for a pretty shitty weapon. "Bang! Got y- Oh god, it's coming back!"

then you catch the bullet-erang and shoot it again, it's all in the wrist.

 

[Denomoses]

its funny that kangaroos only ever venture as close to the city as over an hours drive away. I live in perth btw.

 

[Aetera]

I was always under the impression that you guys rode around on those giant, Shelob-sized spiders of yours.

 

[deadguy]

We don't even have planes here, we just get flown around by a bunch of kookaburras.
And make any jokes about Australia that you want, but our Kangaroo-mounted infantry saved your ass in WWII

 

[CouchCommando]

No and I don't think anyone believes that, its like the drop bear thing, only person laughing at the poor joke is the drunk wally acting it. *Cringe* remembering dick wit mates making asses of themselves to tourists.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Maybe you do it when your drunk, like others push cowes over... Damn it would be cool to ride a kangaroo...

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

How else would you get your mail.......

 

[Laser Priest]

Yep.

I was at Australia once. Nobody has a car there. Just Kangaroos.

 

[steeple]

holy shit... really?

I mean, I wouldnt even believe it if I were to see it in my own eyes...

now that I think about it, riding kangaroos would be totally awesome... think of the wild west, but instead of horses, kangaroos!

the possibilities are endless!

 

[Macgyvercas]

I was under the impression that the only person badass enough to ride a kangaroo is Saxton Hale.

See here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/namegame/8769-Name-Game-The-Important-Australians]

 

[blankedboy]

I ride kangaroos and I'm in New Zealand.

That's how awesome I am.

 

[Gaiseric]

No, but I'd respect you more if you did.