Poll: Do you think L4D's witch is hot?

[ghostshoot]

keep tellin' yourself that, corpsefucker

Speaking of which, how is your mother? She is cold and just lays there so may as well be a corpse. I will not even mention the smell because I am a gentleman.

his mom reminds me of the spitter.

 

[Deleric]

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PILLS HERE!

 

[camokkid]

Hmmmmm twins! double hot! XP

you really like posting on your own threads

I swear, it seems like 50% of these posts are yours

20% of them are mine

 

[ghostshoot]

i like it cause its fernnnnnnnnnn. 51% now! BOINK!

 

[MercurySteam]

quite possibly but then again im usually to busy trying to stop her from pulling my limbs off

[http://photobucket.com/images/lfd%20witch]

Damn, beat me to it.

OP: The Witch in the actual game? No way bro.

Just, no way..........

 

[camokkid]

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grabbin peelz

 

[ghostshoot]

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grabbin peelz

Need healing!

 

[camokkid]

i like it cause its fernnnnnnnnnn. 51% now! BOINK!

you should try using the "quote" option

it's very helpful

just click on the quote button, write your reply, and post.

[i/]It's that easy![/i]

 

[delet]

...No? She's got long, bloody, sharp nails. She's anorexic (obviously), She wears nothing (I can't respect a girl who's whoring it out like that), and she just plain doesn't look nice. Grey skin =/= healthy. I prefer a healthy girl..


Oh, and the whole being dead thing. Can't believe I almost forgot that..

 

[CargoHold]

Alive, but dead and hollow inside... I mean, it's good to see you too. What am I saying, I've seen you around, I just prefer to leave your witticisms untarnished by my posts.

OT- she isn't teeechnically a corpse, just a person infected with the L4D of the Rage virus. But it's more fun to assume that the L4D zombies are undead. And another thing- does the witch just get around a lot, or does she just have a bunch of clothing-co ordinated identical twins?

Makes sense.
After all, why would anyone want to set the Mona Lisa on fire?
Okay, I admit: It was me.
That fucking smug little smirk pissed me off and I've never been known for thinking my violent actions through.

I didn't know that, though.
But regardless, it's a creepy zombie-looking thing.

I have a thing, I like to read up on the lore and history of the games I play. God save me when I start on my Assassin's Creed 2 background reading.

I don't think it'd be worth setting Mona on fire, the painting's so small it'd take all of a minute to burn up. It'd be much more entertaining to 'accidentally' spill paint stripper on it and run, leaving everyone to freak out.

 

[camokkid]

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PILLS HERE!

grabbin peelz

Need healing!

hey you learned how to use it.

so I guess that means...

DAMN, ninja'd

 

[ma55ter_fett]

She is too thin for my tastes

If she put on a few pounds and fleshed out her figure, washed her hair, clipped her nails, put in some polarized contacts to lessen the demonic eye glow, then yea I might be persuaded with the aid of half a bottle of wine to "Tap that."

 

[ghostshoot]

Can we focus our hate on the spitter or mabay even zoey. hell even bill. (i dont like bill) but lets leave the witch alone so she can........wait for it......"CRY SOME MORE HAHHAHAH"

 

[camokkid]

SPY SAPPING MY WITCH! (i had to make that pun or else no one would)

holy shit, I was just thinking about using something like that to reply to this:

buncha necrophiliacs in this thread.

seriously, you all SUCK. ...bonk!

I was going to say something like "TRIFFID SAPPIN' GHOSTSHOOT'S THREAD!"

What do you mean by "you were going to say"?

... You DID say it...Just now. You shouldn't have. You SHOULD have entered that thought your mind and immediately went "I shouldn't say that because it's a stupid catchphrase joke and will only make me look like a tool"

you shouldn't call people tools on the internet

it hurts their feelings

 

[Amondren]

Uhh i dont really think so i know some one will quote me one this but I've gotten up close and personal with her and frankly shes not attractive to me...i don think valve was aiming for hot.

 

[ghostshoot]

LEAVE THE WITCH ALONE! YOUR LUCKY SHE TRYS TO KILL YOU BASTEREDS!

 

[camokkid]

LEAVE THE WITCH ALONE! YOUR LUCKY SHE TRYS TO KILL YOU BASTEREDS!

SHE'S SORT OF STILL A HUMAN BEING!