Poll: Do you think you could get away with the perfect crime?

[I Stomp on Kittens]

All you need is a Shamwow and the evidence is lost forever.

 

[soren7550]

Technically, nowadays there is no perfect crime. I'm taking forensics and all the ways they can find & connect you to a crime make it damn near impossible to pull off "the perfect crime."

Remember;
"Every contact leaves a trace." - Some French guy who has something to do w/ early forensic work.

 

[Stegofreak]

I'd spend so much time planning the crime that I'd never get around to doing anything about it. I'm a planner, not a doer.

 

[Kiutu]

I did already. Only me and the former Gray Fox know it even happened. P)

 

[twistedshadows]

Do I look like a man who cares about making others sad?
Yes, I do.
Only insofar as I care about making them sad so I can "lol irl @" them.

Considering I can't see you through my computer, how would I know if you "look like a man who cares about making others sad"?

I did assume what your response would be, however.
I hope that's enough recompense for not knowing what sort of man you look like.

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

Criss cross! Criss cross!

 

[twistedshadows]

I always assume everyone I speak to is watching me, planning my untimely death.

Also, it just makes it worse. I pride myself on being unpredictable in a totally predictable way!

Well you're safe by me, though I wouldn't expect you to believe anyone who says that. If I were to go through the pain of planning someone's death, it wouldn't be yours - you haven't irritated me nearly enough for that (yet).

And I promise to never assume your unpredictable predictableness again.

 

[SamuelT]

I could kill in a forest, and nobody would be around to hear it.

Would they make any sound?

 

[quack35]

Pff. I already have.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Hhahha Max and twisted

 

[Claidheamh_Righ]

Does an armoured car robbery count? If so, yes, it's already planned I just need an armoured car.

 

[twistedshadows]

Hhahha Max and twisted

I'm not sure if you find us amusing or note-worthy, but either way I will settle for -ing at you.

 

[Biek]

Im pretty sure not all crimes are solved. So if I'd plan everything for a very long time, i'd still be praying for the local authorities to make mistakes. Or catch the wrong person.