Magical Trevor is here for the day!
We all love him, it's safe to say!
It's 12 PM so he starts with a thriller,
He's gonna do tricks with a chinchilla!
Covers it up with his magical cloak,
Gets out some petrol and gives it a soak.
Look out, kids, he's playing with matches,
He'd better be careful in case that cloak catches
On fire! Oh no, the cloak is on fire!
It's turning to ashes with our furry friend,
When will this horror finally end?
Oh, look, it's OK, well that was amazing;
The chinchilla survived, but now it's turned into a raisin.
Shame no-one's watching, put this in your journal:
Dear diary, chinchilla sure are nocturnal.
Check up your animal facts next time, Trevor,
Ooh, you sure get nice coats at World of Leather-aa-aa..
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