Poll: Douchey things you sometimes wanna do

[Cassidy Moon]

The first couple times you're with (sexually)a chick that is at all anxious, they ask "what are you thinking about?". You always say yes, because you are. Sometimes, I just wanna say "Oh, this other chick, she's amazing, you really don't compare. No, of course it's you. Who else would it be?"
Do you ever have similar stuff?

 

[Erja_Perttu]

I'd say you're a douche already.

 

[Keoul]

I'd say you're a douche already.

Lol ^^
Bro that's beyond douchey you're getting laid and you're still thinking about being a totally ass to her? smooth moves casanova.

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

Yeah, I once had 30 ho's on my dick cause I look like jesus and I was all like shut up bitches move away get away

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

My GF (now wife) once asked me that question after sex. I replied "I am wondering if the laundry is done."

To be fair I've had my clothes stolen 3 times and it was in a apartment public laundry room. Still she didn't take it so well.