Poll: Dragon Age: Inquisition. Funny glitches anybody?

[Ask]

The Inquisitor's Hat is hysterical! No matter who I put it on, it automatically turns their hair white and scrunches up their face. Cole is hysterical with it 'cause he looks like an early 90s 3D face, like something from GoldenEye.

Vivienne's furniture takes entire minutes to load. I'll be in the middle of a conversation and boom, the Inquisitor launches into the air because a chair just popped into existence.

SkyHold is basically a massive glitch, with everything either half loaded or not loaded at all. I've walked out of the war room into a sky-blue void as every single asset in all of SkyHold loaded separately. Took about 5 mins, but hysterical none the less.

Others have been less fun, with Rifts refusing to spawn demons, Dragon's randomly popping into existences, Great Bears popping into existence and companions getting stuck in walls. Once I clipped into a wall, jumped out and was talking in the air halfway across the Hinterlands until I found a castle wall to walk on, which seemed to get things back on track.

Seems like there should be a commercial label on this place: Skyhold, batteries load separately. That bit about Vivienne's furniture breaks my brain meats.

I actually had something happen whilst I was judging someone the other day. I'd sat down, done the whole scene and then once it was over everyone was just standing there, the person I was judging, Josephine, the guards. The sequence was over but nobody moved so I couldn't judge the next person because they were all just standing there as if they were waiting for me to continue. Had to reload because they just stayed there and I couldn't get on with judging more folks.

 

[Thebazilly]

Only run into a couple of glitches. One where I was talking to Cassandra in Haven and saw an NPC zooming around in the background. They kept reappearing in their little conversation group, then shooting off across the ground to who-knows-where and probably despawning or something. It was rather distracting.

The other one was where the boss doesn't spawn at the end of the darkspawn quest in the Western Approach. All I wanted was another opportunity to mete out righteous punishments. :c

Haven't run into anything game-breaking.

 

[bug_of_war]

I had a few, 3 were funny, one was slightly irritable.

Stretchy arms: Every time I fought a dragon my dude's arms became about as long as the dragons body, and they kinda just flailed everywhere. Looked funny, and they weren't stopping me from doing damage so I just let it be.

Glitched dialogue: every now and then a character's sentence would end up sounding like they were speaking piglatin. The audio file would either chop itself up, or play two bits at once. It would only be one sentence though, so again, no big deal.

The aforementioned floating in air whilst in dialogue.

Entire scenes freezing and forcing a skip: This one was the bad one. After a character had finished a line of dialogue the cutscene would just freeze and have them just staring at you while music played. You had to force a skip, but it would skip over 1 or 2 lines of dialogue. This mainly happened during somewhat relevant cut-scenes and it got pretty annoying.

 

[Plasticaprinae]

I've gotten the jump in conversation glitch often.

I got a glitch in the Winter Palace where it never changed me back to formal wear so I was going around chatting up nobles and dancing with Florianne in blood covered armour. Maybe they just thought I was making some daring fashion statement.

During the Ademant Keep quest Clarel apparently slit my characters throat so she was talking with blood pissing out of her neck.

One of the rouge skills regularly caused my character to remain glowing or have the eyebrows, tattoos and scalp texture removed.

I glitched through the floor in Skyhold and found this

This makes me laugh more than it should

I got this glitch the first time i went to skyhold. I didnt want to reload, so I jumped out of the unloaded back of the place. This weird musicbox sound started to play as I fell, then i was teleported into a tiny black box with no escape.

I had small flashbacks to that legend of zelda creepy pasta, and i quickly reloaded the game.

 

[Ask]

I got this glitch the first time i went to skyhold. I didnt want to reload, so I jumped out of the unloaded back of the place. This weird musicbox sound started to play as I fell, then i was teleported into a tiny black box with no escape.

I had small flashbacks to that legend of zelda creepy pasta, and i quickly reloaded the game.

Okay that does sound pretty scary.

I had a few, 3 were funny, one was slightly irritable.

Entire scenes freezing and forcing a skip: This one was the bad one. After a character had finished a line of dialogue the cutscene would just freeze and have them just staring at you while music played. You had to force a skip, but it would skip over 1 or 2 lines of dialogue. This mainly happened during somewhat relevant cut-scenes and it got pretty annoying.

I've noticed a lot of audio bugs in DA and ME like this. Sometimes it'll load just fine but other times I find I'm having to reload autosaves just to hear what somebody has to say. It's certainly one of my least favorite glitches.

 

[soren7550]

Seeing as I haven't been able to play yet, I haven't encountered any. But, I have found this little one that isn't big or anything, but it does kinda destroy the mood they're trying to display (some spoilers relating to Cullen and his personal quest, happens at the end-ish of the video).

Spoiler

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqcl1wj8Oy0[/youtube]

(if video isn't embedding properly, here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqcl1wj8Oy0

You can also have messengers walk in and out during that scene.
"Sir! I have repo-
*Cullen punches bookcase*
"I'll just...quietly leave it on the desk then"

That's not the only one from what I've seen. During the scene when you first kiss Cullen (and from what I've seen, it always happens), there's like six guys that walk by, even though the whole point of the scene is that you and Cullen go somewhere private, when messenger soon to be in a shallow Jersey grave shows up.

 

[Doctor Teatime]

I haven't really had any noteworthy glitches or bugs but when using the flycam during cutscenes there's usually something funky going on, like limbs getting twitchy, horrifying clipping or just silly placement of the model. It's mostly just stuff you were never meant to see anyway though.
[Solas romance spoiler maybe, eh, better safe than sorry I guess.]

Spoiler

 

[Ask]

I love how Solas is just done with life in that first vid.