Poll: Drink away valentines's day

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dmase

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Mr.Pandah said:
Pandaman1911 said:
You are one lucky person to be able to drink. I have to wait two more agonizing years before I can swill away my sorrows. But as for a suggestion... just vodka. Straight-up. Yes, it burns, and yes, it's nasty, but you'll find yourself not caring soon enough. Not... that I'd know, or anything.
But I'm single because I lack the quads to go up to any one of the multiple libido-stimulating women here on this campus and talk to them. So I sit in my room and get carpel tunnel syndrome. Yes, I know it's a weak excuse, but you know what? Pah.
I love Vodka. Tastes so good. I don't get the burn sensation, and I could knock out a whole bottle by myself. Now I need to go get myself a bottle.

Also, just because you're underage doesn't mean you can't hit the bottle my fellow panda.
I'm gonna rename the thread panda express if you guys keep showing up... btw i'd watch out for first panda. I don't like the look in his eyes.
 

Mr.Pandah

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dmase said:
Mr.Pandah said:
Pandaman1911 said:
You are one lucky person to be able to drink. I have to wait two more agonizing years before I can swill away my sorrows. But as for a suggestion... just vodka. Straight-up. Yes, it burns, and yes, it's nasty, but you'll find yourself not caring soon enough. Not... that I'd know, or anything.
But I'm single because I lack the quads to go up to any one of the multiple libido-stimulating women here on this campus and talk to them. So I sit in my room and get carpel tunnel syndrome. Yes, I know it's a weak excuse, but you know what? Pah.
I love Vodka. Tastes so good. I don't get the burn sensation, and I could knock out a whole bottle by myself. Now I need to go get myself a bottle.

Also, just because you're underage doesn't mean you can't hit the bottle my fellow panda.
I'm gonna rename the thread panda express if you guys keep showing up... btw i'd watch out for first panda. I don't like the look in his eyes.
haha We came out in force for this thread, didn't we? I love seeing fellow Pandas on here. I'm not sure I follow on the "watch out for first panda" though. But now my eyes are peeled for sure. I need to go hit up some shots now. I just had an intense weekend too. Don't even remember last night. rofl
 

SimuLord

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You want the proper remedy for Valentine's Day loneliness? Everclear, straight from the bottle until you go blind.

This will be the first time since 2004 that I don't have a date on V-day. I have classes until 9:00 at night and the girl I'd be most likely to go out with works late tomorrow.
 

dmase

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Mr.Pandah said:
Sexual harrasment panda of course. The best weekend's are the ones where you can't remember how much of an ass you made of yourself.
 

Mr.Pandah

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SimuLord said:
You want the proper remedy for Valentine's Day loneliness? Everclear, straight from the bottle until you go blind.

This will be the first time since 2004 that I don't have a date on V-day. I have classes until 9:00 at night and the girl I'd be most likely to go out with works late tomorrow.
I Love Everclear. Good shit.
 

Mr.Pandah

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dmase said:
Mr.Pandah said:
Sexual harrasment panda of course. The best weekend's are the ones where you can't remember how much of an ass you made of yourself.
haha Don't worry about him. We've spoken before. Us Pandas have to stick together after all. I'm happy that hes still around too. We're endangered as it is...I don't need to go making enemies!
 

dmase

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SimuLord said:
You want the proper remedy for Valentine's Day loneliness? Everclear, straight from the bottle until you go blind.

This will be the first time since 2004 that I don't have a date on V-day. I have classes until 9:00 at night and the girl I'd be most likely to go out with works late tomorrow.
Ever clear and diesel are too much for me. I remember going into my dad's liquor cabinet when i was 15 and taking a swig of everclear, thought i was a dead man for sure.
 

_Cake_

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I would say beer so you can take it slow. You sound like your going to be trashed.
 

godofallu

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Skorpyo said:
Jack-n'-coke or Rum-n'-Coke are usually the best.

Mixing Mtn. Dew with alcohol just sounds awful on too many levels.
I'm a Soco and Mt Dew man myself. They call it American Champagne.
 

IxionIndustries

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Man. I wish I liked the taste of alcohol, because then I'd be opening up cases of my dad's beer and chugging like there's no tomorrow.

As for my cause of loneliness? I've had two girls within my grasp who are all gone. The first fell silent for a while, and me being the worrisome type (Also with her having been molested, beaten, and dry-humped at school), I naturally panicked. I think this may have been outside of her comfort zone, and she's probably with some asshole who she knows will knock her into a bloody pulp every day.

The second, well, she's similar. Been beaten and molested, and is in an abusive relationship with her girlfriend. Her GF ran around on her, and we started talking, but she was so hung up on her girlfriend, that she couldn't see that I was there for her.

Boy, I know how to fucking pick 'em, don't I?
 

sir.rutthed

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Ya, I got a bottle of Ridgemont Reserve that's calling my name. Nothing better than straight bourbon on the rocks. And I won't be alone. I'll be leveling my mage by grinding dungeons and bg's. So I won't be alone. But so lonely...
 

Bon_Clay

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Wolfy2449 said:
Everyone who gets drunk purposely is stupid and shall die if i get a deathnote xD
You probably shouldn't be making such nonsense posts when you're already on probation.

As to the OP, I thought at first that you meant you were going to literally eat 99 bananas, but since I've now realized that isn't the case I suggested the jack and coke.
 

Vault101

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To be honest I think I prefer being single, its just not worth the effort
 

WorldCritic

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Sadly I'll be both in class and alone tomorrow. And since my school has a very strict no alcohol policy, I'll be drowning my loneliness in Dr. Pepper.

My cause of loneliness? A couple months back I was with this girl who I really liked, but a mistake I made about a month earlier that I thought was done with came back to bite me in the ass. After a huge misunderstanding, she gave me the "let's just be friends" deal. We still keep in touch, but she's with someone else now.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Mr.Pandah said:
Heh. I rather not go into whats been happening with my shitty life and the ***** that destroyed my life, but I'd love to spend it with someone else, but I won't be. Hopefully I can get my hands on some form of alcohol and get shitfaced tomorrow. I wouldn't mind that one bit actually.

*sigh*
I wouldn't mind going drinking with you bud. I'm more of a beer guy myself now but I quite like Whiskey and Vodka shots.

*Raises imaginary glass*

To being single and awesome XD

I'll find love again someday but as for right now I'm perfectly content looking out for numero uno.

[sub]You sir are on my list of people I would buy a round for.[/sub]
 

Biosophilogical

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I'm alone because a) There are very few people I'd want to have a romantic relationship with (assuming they'd take me) and b) I've never had a girlfriend/boyfriend/non-gender-specific-romantic-companion.

However, if I was to have had a girl/boy/etc-friend, and for whatever reason had broken up and was now to spend valentine's day alone, I'd probably spend it putting on a brave face, playing games, while inside I couldn't stop being reminded of how much I loved the other (I'm assuming that I love the other person, because otherwise I wouldn't date them). Unless we broke up on good terms/I'd gotten used to the pain, in which case chocolate, a DVD box set of a show, and a playlist of music and Monster Hunter Tri for whe I want to do omething different.

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Asuka Soryu said:
Ah, Singles Awareness day. ..... (crys in a corner)
How are we single, when we are together in our lack of romance? Sort of romatnic isn't it? All of us brought together by such a stupid excuse for a holiday. If anything, we are more together than the couples; they are togetehr because V-day says to be, we are together because we share a commonality.
 

Ziadaine_v1legacy

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12 Bourbon shots in, Im not feeling anything yet except still remembering my demonic ex and all my bragging friends. (Continues drinking)