Gaderael said:
DannyBoy451 said:
Iron Mal said:
I found it alright, that's probably got something to do with the fact that we're rather loose with the rules (in the interest of keeping it more entertaining).
Need proof? We once summoned a whale as a weapon (we crushed a bunch of generic bad guys by having it drop on top of them).
THIS is why I love P&P RPGs, reminds me of the time I was playing Star Wars D6 and stoped a banfa stampeed by running toward them, jumping, and fucking
riding one.
That will always be the greatest thing about pen and paper games. If you can think it, you can figure out a way to do it.
Reminds me of the time my friends and I were fighting a shadow dragon. The guys attacked it from the front while my Halfling thief went around to the dragon's back door. My character did the most disgusting thing possible and climbed
inside the dragon's arse and started hacking like a roto-router. The dragon actually died from system shock. Our DM just had a bewildered look on his face. I guess he thought we wouldn't kill the thing. Got major XP for that sucker. Good times.
Was playing a D20 Modern game, and we had every major NPC in the GAME trying to 1) kill us, or 2) protect us (Depending on which side we went with). We had some artifact super-awesome Staff thing that they all wanted.
We didn't really want to give it up. So we spent a couple of days in hiding, as we tracked down a suitable meeting point, and prepared it. And by prepared it, I mean we made a couple hundred POUNDS of explosives, stuffed every last round of ammunition that we didn't use or want into a vest (with more explosives) that we put on our necromancer's zombie-kobold-thrall thing, and then I called both sides telling them that "HOLY SHIT, THEY'RE GOING TO KILL ME! I'M AT X LOCATION, GET ME OUT OF HERE!"
So, long story short, both sides show up, I wave to them, and then me and the gun-mage necromancer dimension door to a rooftop across the street, and let the kobold put a jihad on them.
We dropped a three level parking garage on ever NPC in the game, and were so paranoid that SOMEONE would survive, that the gun mage and I were sitting on the rooftop with rifles, waiting for the rubble to move and things to come out and kill us.
Nope. Instead we killed EVERYTHING.
Our GM was so pissed. =D