Poll: Erotic magazines , do you buy them?

[TakeyB0y2]

Buy...

... Pornography?

Unheard of!

Ahem, anywho. Never have never will.

Unlike internet/digital porn, it's more difficult to hide (still living with parents, neither of whom have any respect for privacy) and... Well, you're much less likely to find what you're interested in.

Oh and, well, you gotta pay for it too.

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

Never.

Besides, when I got into internet porn, I decided to set about destroying all the cartoons and kids shows from my childhood.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

 

[Lovely Mixture]

Do regular books of erotic drawings/comics count?

 

[Kyr Knightbane]

I'm guessing for people with Internet Access and a hard-drive with free space for pictures.... NO. Even when i was single and cared, NO. The internet was there. Allow me to link you a video that explains this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV7ou6pl5wU&feature=related

 

[Hagi]

Nope, at least not the traditional magazines.

I have bought a few erotic novels (AKA woman-porn) out of curiosity though. It's funny to find out what exactly the opposite sex is generally masturbating to. They do the job, although it's amusing that for all the talk of it being a romance and more than a porn story the characters really aren't any more sophisticated than the average delivery guy bringing pizza with extra 'sausage'.

You've got a shy average self-insert female protagonist. A dominant, rich, handsome, muscled etc. male who's occasionally also a vampire, werewolf, wizard etc. who, whilst having many casual sexual encounters, has never found true love. Then he sees the female self-insert protagonist and suddenly he's madly in love. After a few days of leg-humping, eventual rampant sex and an obligatory plot to murder or steal from either protagonist solved by the male's perseverance, thus proving his love, and the female's smarts, thus proving her independance, they live happily ever after and have even more rampant sex. To spice things up even further the current trend seems to me to be light SM as well as anal sex.

Erm... just in case anyone was curious... I thought it worth knowing

 

[AngloDoom]

No. No, I have the internet.

Hell, if I wanted I could probably download the magazine if I needed one that badly.

EDIT -

I'm guessing for people with Internet Access and a hard-drive with free space for pictures.... NO.

You...download it to your computer? Who does that?! Google Images and streaming pornography made that idea pretty redundant for me years ago.

 

[Kyr Knightbane]

No. No, I have the internet.

Hell, if I wanted I could probably download the magazine if I needed one that badly.

EDIT -

I'm guessing for people with Internet Access and a hard-drive with free space for pictures.... NO.

You...download it to your computer? Who does that?! Google Images and streaming pornography made that idea pretty redundant for me years ago.

Negative, happily married now and honestly it gets boring. But back when it was relevant to me (7+ years ago) Yeah, downloading images made it easier to move them around, and trade with friends, kinda like bubblegum cards, but with more naked things

 

[Powereaver]

Never really interested me.. even with erotic novels the first time i read a few pages i went this is total crap.. i could write better! to which friends said.. WRITE ONE THEN! .. thats on my to do list obviously

 

[Risingblade]

Never really interested me.. even with erotic novels the first time i read a few pages i went this is total crap.. i could write better! to which friends said.. WRITE ONE THEN! .. thats on my to do list obviously

Something tells me this list is hidden under a stack of porn...

 

[DanielBrown]

Bought one when I was 13, but not since then.
I love you, internet. <3

 

[MetalMagpie]

Surprisingly, and at the same time unsurprisingly, I'm the only person who has never bought one because of a lack of interest.

Only person in the world? Proof of this, you have?

Or you you mean only person who has commented on this thread so far?

 

[Shoggoth2588]

HA! Of course not. Thanks to clips4sale I...uh...ya know what I think I'll just stop now. Short story though: I don't spend on something I can get for free.

 

[Keepitclean]

Never. When the internet can offer a better service for free why would I? That goes the same for all print magazines. They're expensive, full of ads and for the most part the same shit every issue.

There are some exceptions but none I feel are worth buying.

 

[King of Asgaard]

Surprisingly, and at the same time unsurprisingly, I'm the only person who has never bought one because of a lack of interest.

Only person in the world? Proof of this, you have?

Or you you mean only person who has commented on this thread so far?

The latter. Though if it was the former I could quote some Sean Connery.

 

[Random Fella]

Why would I pay for something I can get more of, for no cost, and any type
Yeah, magazines sales must have gone down quite significantly over the last 10 years or so

 

[MetalMagpie]

Surprisingly, and at the same time unsurprisingly, I'm the only person who has never bought one because of a lack of interest.

Only person in the world? Proof of this, you have?

Or you you mean only person who has commented on this thread so far?

The latter. Though if it was the former I could quote some Sean Connery.

Quoting Sean Connery is appropriate in all situations.

 

[King of Asgaard]

Surprisingly, and at the same time unsurprisingly, I'm the only person who has never bought one because of a lack of interest.

Only person in the world? Proof of this, you have?

Or you you mean only person who has commented on this thread so far?

The latter. Though if it was the former I could quote some Sean Connery.

Quoting Sean Connery is appropriate in all situations.

Truer words have never been spoken.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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