I have an avatar that is... well, look at it, you idiots.
Anyway, I have been accused of having a perversely morbid sense of humour. I spent all of Doom3 when I replayed it recently (because of watching fucking Doom the movie, the entire time of which I cracked off one-liners comparing the scenery to food) laughing my head off (don't ask).
Whenever I watch CSI, I need to eat. And I love the taste of blood (depends on the individual's diet, of course, no garlic, I hate garlic, makes it taste... well weird and very thin). Perhaps I should have a vampire instead.