I know that you have to be physically active to stay a noticeable mite healthier than the rest of us but, fuck, the bullshit they spoon feed us! They make it seem like you must be good at sports to have friends, be successful at anything, be smart, find love, drive, eat, and live past high school. Well, I'm overweight and I'm successful at most things I attempt, I have plenty of friends, I drive, and I eat. My only issue is that all the girls I know care only about appearance and sex and I don't want a relationship driven that way, anyway.
And what in God's name is Speedball and WHY the fuck do I care? It's ridiculous!