Poll: Ever killed a guy?

[Ironic Pirate]

I have seriously thought about it. I made plans and everything.


I also know which "restaurant" to go to to get me a gun. And some nice chicken. By chicken I mean crack.

 

[Lim3]

Nope, though if MewTwo has taught me anything a throwing knife is a one hit kill whilst a magnum to the head isn't.

So if i go to war I'll just ask for knives instead of guns.

 

[lacktheknack]

Only in a game.

And I felt so BAD about it!

 

[mklnjbh]

Can't say until the trial is over

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

only myself. Now i'm in pugetory. [small/] at least theres internet access [/small]

 

[Skeleton Jelly]

Strangled a stray rabid cat. I felt horrible afterwards I know, I know. I'm a douche.

I would never kill a human though. I just have urges to hit someone very hard in the face. And I probably would, if my arms weren't noodles.

 

[JokerCrowe]

KITTENS!!!!!!!

I demand pictures of da cuties!

ME TOO! BITCHES DON'T KNOW HOW AWESOME CATS ARE!

Well...

Spoiler: Kittens!!

[sub] these aren't actually MY kittens (they're sleeping now), but I hope that this pic satisfies your need for cuteness for a while... And fyi, my kittens look almost exactly like these ones now : )[/sub]

 

[The Austin]

OK, I KILLED KENNEDY, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!?!?!

(No, I have not ever killed a man, though I have recently killed a Squirrel, much to my own dismay.)

 

[Cimerax]

I've killed LOTS of people!
...In Grand Theft Auto...

 

[JamminOz07]

I hurt someone's feelings once....

 

[Silva]

Forgive me for my imminent corruption of Internet parlance, but: obvious Policeman OP is obvious.

My answer to the poll question: only in a game.

 

[That's Funny]

Ummm, that depends, you're not with police are you? Because if you are it was self defense, I swear, I mean how was I supposed to know that you can't breathe under water.

 

[jubosu]

I might as well have.
Someone died next to me and I blame myself every day I live.
Probably won't get over it.

 

[stone0042]

Worst I've ever done was rupture a spleen and break a few bones, but that was in sports. And he was the opposing quarterback, he was practically begging for it.

 

[micky]

about 80 if your counting ants. poor poor things. mom never should have giving me a magnifying glass

 

[Theron Julius]

I've killed somewhere between 123 and 126. There were a couple people I left to die and I never checked what exactly happened. You'd also be surprised at how fun it is to relax in a hot tub full of blood. Good times, good times.

 

[xqxm]

Yeah, well, I shot him, just because I wanted to watch him die. It was in Reno btw.

 

[justhereforthemoney]

Technically it was neither a guy or a girl at that point in time, so..... yea.

 

[Ghonzor]

The only reason I will ever take a life, outside of a game, is to protect my loved ones and my country.