Poll: Ever killed a guy?

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AWAR

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Nope, not yet at least..

dalek sec said:
I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die...

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Johny Cash FTW!

EDIT: GODAMN NINJAS!
 

Lullabye

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Well, since alot of AI's in games now are not only more intelligent, but have better graphics than people in real life, they count. So.......yeah, aboot 2-300 of 'em.
 

WrongSprite

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comadorcrack said:
Okay Okay Okay.

I would just like to point out why this is a bit of a fail thread before I answer it.
Because even on the off chance someone has killed someone, they sure as hell wouldn't be dumb enough to admit it on The Escapist.

I've not killed anyone. But! I don't know if my actions have ever lead to someone's death. Who knows ey...
It could be a legal kill.

I.E, military or police.
 

comadorcrack

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WrongSprite said:
It could be a legal kill.

I.E, military or police.
This is true. Still, I;d hold it a little Unlikely that someone in the Military is a Forum Poster. But I could be proven Wrong.
 

El Poncho

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Simalacrum said:
I used to commit genocide against the ants in my garden... do they count?
Didn't we all, although, I feel better now knowing ants can survive under water for 2weeks, those leafs were not needed.
 

Crowghast

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comadorcrack said:
Because even on the off chance someone has killed someone, they sure as hell wouldn't be dumb enough to admit it on The Escapist.
Unless we have any proud war veterans frequenting this site. Anyone? There's got to be at least [i\]one[/i] around here somewhere, I know they exist. At least 20% use the internet.

On topic, i've not killed a man before, nor any women, and do not intend to do so until nuclear war or an alien invasion forces my hand. Seriously, have any of you guys read [i\]Dante's Inferno[/i]? If not, i'll spare you the details and say: just plain don't kill anyone. (Or you will be boiling in their blood, [i\]forever[/i].)

Video games? Yeah. Lots. Most of whom did not deserve their untimely end. I sure hope they don't count. I'd have enough blood to fill my own Pacific Ocean. All for myself.
 

rainman2203

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Nope, no yet anyway. Maybe someday something will go horribly wrong, or some poor bastard will break into my house intending to steal my stuff or hurt my family. Then he'll get two barrels of Castle Doctrine justice right in the leg/chest. I might just say I have poor aim when startled ;)

Disclaimer: Totally not a redneck. I voted for Obama and attend a liberal college.
 

WrongSprite

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comadorcrack said:
WrongSprite said:
It could be a legal kill.

I.E, military or police.
This is true. Still, I;d hold it a little Unlikely that someone in the Military is a Forum Poster. But I could be proven Wrong.
We had a military thread recently, there's plenty of servicemen on the escapist...
 

johnman

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dalek sec said:
I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die...

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XCKD?

No, but I have a strange habit of planning for what I do after I have killed them, its asy to kill someone in a moment of rage, but getting away with it is much harder.
Unless I join the Army I dont think I ever would though.
 

Snotnarok

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I'm not sure if I have, I know I fought him, but was it really him or just a mirage?

....Sephiroth!!!
 

ConnorCool

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I just added an option for a 'legal' killing. This didn't cross my mind innitially, my bad!
 

BuyableDoor

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Onyx Oblivion said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
*Pushes leg under carpet*

Er...
No.

I believe you have the wrong man, officer.
WHAT'S THAT UNDER THE CARPET?!

Jimmy. Get in here. We've got suspicious behavior.
You called boss? Oh my Jesus! Watch out boss! He's got a knife!
 

Simalacrum

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El Poncho said:
Simalacrum said:
I used to commit genocide against the ants in my garden... do they count?
Didn't we all, although, I feel better now knowing ants can survive under water for 2weeks, those leafs were not needed.
ah... erm...

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