Poll: Everybody! (A reversal of internet discussion.)

[F'Angus]

Bacon...definitely the best answer there.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Good poll 8/10 would vote again

 

[evilneko]

While the options for bacon and 42 are tempting, as an anime fan it is my solemn duty to vote for Japan, for duty is weightier than a mountain.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Really good bacon.

Because that's the only thing worth truly knowing in the end.

OK, I finally came back and finished my shopping and cooking. Because of you I had to eat a double pepperoni bacon egg quad cheese pizza. And it was awesome. I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY!

Spoiler: inb4

inb4 pics or it didn't happen.

Sweet Jesus that looks delicious!

Aaaaaand it's lunch time, it's time for food, and bacon! TO THE STORE!!!

 

[EmperorSubcutaneous]

Catch-22. Because everything in the world is.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

I was totally rooting for King Harold!

Me too! Damn 1066... The most rediculous claim the French have ever made!!! IT WASN'T THE FRENCH WHO INVADED! IT WAS THE NORMANS... THEY HATED THE DAMN FRENCH!

They were also the last people to ever conquer the UK! :/

 

[Hero in a half shell]

Went with Hastings 1066, Last successful invasion of Britain, and it happened almost a millenia ago! (I think Bruce Forsythe was there when it happened, Tap dancing beside the archers) Also it gave us the Bayeaux Tapestry, which is all kinds of awesome.

It gets so much more awesome when you realise that it was nuns embroidering all this violence and death together, and especially the naked men at the bottom of this section. What was going on there? Nuns indeed.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

42. Come on, you know it's the answer.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Er...none of them, apparently. But, 42. Because while bacon is good, it's no answer to the universe.

 

[V8 Ninja]

It's obvious; the answer is 6*9. What more do people need?

 

[Hazy992]

I picked really good bacon because bacon. It's just awesome and uncontroversial (except for vegetarians but who cares about them? I kid, I kid!)

Seriously, if I get diagnosed with a terminal illness I'm gonna just pig out and go mental. First thing will be this:

 

[DoPo]

except for vegetarians but who cares about them?

I do. I care about the vegetarians. When the apocalypse comes, society collapses and we, the humans, are left out to fend for ourselves and hunt our own food - when that happens, I rest assured that the vegetarians have volunteered to be on the bottom on the food chain. They will provide the sustenance for our species.

 

[Hazy992]

except for vegetarians but who cares about them?

I do. I care about the vegetarians. When the apocalypse comes, society collapses and we, the humans, are left out to fend for ourselves and hunt our own food - when that happens, I rest assured that the vegetarians have volunteered to be on the bottom on the food chain. They will provide the sustenance for our species.

Well they say human tastes like pork, so at least we'll still have bacon.

 

[Bloodstain]

I, too, mourn the lack of a 'Rule 34' option.

Regarding bacon...

Spoiler: Jesus, how much space on the internet do we need to discuss breakfast meat?

 

[DoPo]

except for vegetarians but who cares about them?

I do. I care about the vegetarians. When the apocalypse comes, society collapses and we, the humans, are left out to fend for ourselves and hunt our own food - when that happens, I rest assured that the vegetarians have volunteered to be on the bottom on the food chain. They will provide the sustenance for our species.

Well they say human tastes like pork, so at least we'll still have bacon.

"Vegetarians - the bacon of the future."

I like it.

And I just googled for images of bacon and vegetarians or something to just have next to each other.

Spoiler: My god!

Look what I found

CAPTCHA: "come clean". What? OK, I don't actually eat vegetarians. Right now.

 

[Nickolai77]

I was totally rooting for King Harold!

King Harold really deserved to win that battle tbh, he had just two weeks before won a spectacular victory against the Danes and William was a right asshole.

If only Harold played the Total War games, he should have had the fyrd on "guard mode".

especially the naked men at the bottom of this section. What was going on there? Nuns indeed.

It looks they're dead men being stripped of their arms and armour. Chain mail takes forever to make, so you can grab it free of labour or sell it at a high price. Basic looting really as you would get in any Elder Scroll game.

 

[Hazy992]

except for vegetarians but who cares about them?

I do. I care about the vegetarians. When the apocalypse comes, society collapses and we, the humans, are left out to fend for ourselves and hunt our own food - when that happens, I rest assured that the vegetarians have volunteered to be on the bottom on the food chain. They will provide the sustenance for our species.

Well they say human tastes like pork, so at least we'll still have bacon.

"Vegetarians - the bacon of the future."

I like it.

And I just googled for images of bacon and vegetarians or something to just have next to each other.

Spoiler: My god!

Look what I found

CAPTCHA: "come clean". What? OK, I don't actually eat vegetarians. Right now.

Fuck! They're on to us! ¬_¬ Let's split for now

 

[Zen Toombs]

I'm gonna go with Magenta.

 

[isometry]

Everyone wants the power to have an effect.

 

[Optiluiz]

None of you get it. Guys, 42 IS BACON!