Hey everybody!
Are you against used game sales? Heck, are you against used sales in general? Do you believe that buying a used game, movie, book, etc is as bad as piracy? Do you believe that if you don't buy new that the developers are getting screwed because they don't get their fair cut? Do you think renting games is just as bad as buying used or piracy? Cause you should! Well if you agree with those things,do I have some news for you! You are pirating something RIGHT NOW!
Look to your left, now look at me, now to your right, now to me, now and 47 other directions, now back to me. Where are you? Are you in an internet cafe? If so, this doesn't apply to you, OR does it!? But if you're in a house, a hotel, an apartment, cardboard box in an alley, you, sir or madame are a pirate! Yes you are!
Hi my name is Vid E. O'Publisherman and you are pirating the building your living in. What do you mean what do I mean? You're pirating that building. Did you build it? No? Did you have it built brand new? No? You bought it it from the previous owners or a real-estate broker you say? Well good crap man you should be in jail as we speak. I'll give you a moment to go turn yourself in. Go on, you're a criminal, get on the phone and start your journey to the pokey. What do you mean you have no idea what I'm rambling on about? Oh well allow me to explain, you disgusting criminal scum.
See we believe that when you buy used, you are cutting the creators and distributors out of the exchange of money. You are profiting from their product and they receive no compensation. That, you rancid pile of thieving vomit, is a crime known as "Theft" or as the cool kids call it "piracy."
Now, you're in a structure of some sort. I'm sure you paid money to the Game-Stop of buildings known as a Real-estate broker, or maybe a bank if you're really rotten. See these companies didn't make that house either. That house was made by a construction company, an architect, and some other contractors. Once they designed and built that house, they sold it to someone. That person used it for a while and eventually sold it to someone else with a broker of some sort organizing the sale. That broker got paid, the former owner got paid, but what about that architect, that construction company, and all those men and women that spent their time and effort to build that home? Nothing, not a penny. They were the developers, they are entitled to some of that money since, after all, they made it.
So today is the day we say "No more." Pre-owned/used sales are piracy, they deprive the developer from money made from repeated sales and it has to stop. We need to spread the word that if you didn't build it, you don't own it, regardless of how much money you paid for it. I believe we all must act to put an end to pre-owned sales, ALL pre-owned sales. No used games, no used movies, no used books, no used cars, no used computers, no yard sales, no garage sales, no home-sales. Everything must be made new and bought new. You want to move? A new house must be built. You want to drive? A brand new car must be purchased. You want to game? A brand new copy must be purchased. Your old home, car, game, etc? Burn it to the ground for all I care, but don't even dream of selling it.. unless you support piracy!
You think that's insane you say? Well of course YOU would say that, you're a pirate! Sitting there in your pirated house on your pirated computer, maybe even living with your pirated parents. What? Oh, yeah, people are pirated to. Do you think your dad paid your mom's parents for her? They made her, they deserve compensation. Everything is pirated!
Thank you, and see you in jail,
Vid E. O'Publisherman
Super President of EubiA Tendovisionsofty
Are you against used game sales? Heck, are you against used sales in general? Do you believe that buying a used game, movie, book, etc is as bad as piracy? Do you believe that if you don't buy new that the developers are getting screwed because they don't get their fair cut? Do you think renting games is just as bad as buying used or piracy? Cause you should! Well if you agree with those things,do I have some news for you! You are pirating something RIGHT NOW!
Look to your left, now look at me, now to your right, now to me, now and 47 other directions, now back to me. Where are you? Are you in an internet cafe? If so, this doesn't apply to you, OR does it!? But if you're in a house, a hotel, an apartment, cardboard box in an alley, you, sir or madame are a pirate! Yes you are!
Hi my name is Vid E. O'Publisherman and you are pirating the building your living in. What do you mean what do I mean? You're pirating that building. Did you build it? No? Did you have it built brand new? No? You bought it it from the previous owners or a real-estate broker you say? Well good crap man you should be in jail as we speak. I'll give you a moment to go turn yourself in. Go on, you're a criminal, get on the phone and start your journey to the pokey. What do you mean you have no idea what I'm rambling on about? Oh well allow me to explain, you disgusting criminal scum.
See we believe that when you buy used, you are cutting the creators and distributors out of the exchange of money. You are profiting from their product and they receive no compensation. That, you rancid pile of thieving vomit, is a crime known as "Theft" or as the cool kids call it "piracy."
Now, you're in a structure of some sort. I'm sure you paid money to the Game-Stop of buildings known as a Real-estate broker, or maybe a bank if you're really rotten. See these companies didn't make that house either. That house was made by a construction company, an architect, and some other contractors. Once they designed and built that house, they sold it to someone. That person used it for a while and eventually sold it to someone else with a broker of some sort organizing the sale. That broker got paid, the former owner got paid, but what about that architect, that construction company, and all those men and women that spent their time and effort to build that home? Nothing, not a penny. They were the developers, they are entitled to some of that money since, after all, they made it.
So today is the day we say "No more." Pre-owned/used sales are piracy, they deprive the developer from money made from repeated sales and it has to stop. We need to spread the word that if you didn't build it, you don't own it, regardless of how much money you paid for it. I believe we all must act to put an end to pre-owned sales, ALL pre-owned sales. No used games, no used movies, no used books, no used cars, no used computers, no yard sales, no garage sales, no home-sales. Everything must be made new and bought new. You want to move? A new house must be built. You want to drive? A brand new car must be purchased. You want to game? A brand new copy must be purchased. Your old home, car, game, etc? Burn it to the ground for all I care, but don't even dream of selling it.. unless you support piracy!
You think that's insane you say? Well of course YOU would say that, you're a pirate! Sitting there in your pirated house on your pirated computer, maybe even living with your pirated parents. What? Oh, yeah, people are pirated to. Do you think your dad paid your mom's parents for her? They made her, they deserve compensation. Everything is pirated!
Thank you, and see you in jail,
Vid E. O'Publisherman
Super President of EubiA Tendovisionsofty
