Poll: Evil pets

[nuba km]

Have you handsome people/dicks ever had a jet pack/top hat/evil pet and why have you never let me had a go with it/wear it/to you think it's evil.

Now that you have read my note that I have made because I say that so many times I will give you the back story.
Today I was at the table and my family was talking about my old pet hamster which ambushed and killed my sister's hamster and abused the hell out of it making it sleep in the food bowl biting it's neck and generally attacking it (don't worry ones we noticed this we separated the two hamsters) this got me thinking have other people experienced having an evil pet and why you think it was evil.

 

[MassiveGeek]

Well, my boyfriends family has 3 cats.

All of which he consider evil because they have claws and fangs. But personally, no. All I've had is three mice(all female), and the worst thing they did to eachother was when the fattest mouse lay over the thinner mouse in their plastic tunnel, which... didn't really do anything, both just fell asleep. They were so cute...

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Wait it killed it and then abused it? Is that a typo (I'm not taking the piss/being a douche, it's an actual question)

In answer to your question the only pet I've ever had was an 'ickle goldfish. I got it when I was 0. It died when I was 5. I was sad.

Was it evil? No.

 

[rokkolpo]

My sisters mouse killed my mouse....

 

[Hellz_Barz]

The black dog in my avatar put two cuts on my sisters white dogs face around his eye. In a fight over food, never come between labs and food. other then that hes not evil and never growls at people, unless they touch his food. my grandma had an evil cat that would attack me every time I visited her.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Anyone with a cat, just tick yes anyway. You know they're watching you do it.

 

[Shockolate]

Yes and No.

My cat and I have a very love/hate relationship.

 

[nuba km]

Wait it killed it and then abused it? Is that a typo (I'm not taking the piss/being a douche, it's an actual question)

In answer to your question the only pet I've ever had was an 'ickle goldfish. I got it when I was 0. It died when I was 5. I was sad.

Was it evil? No.

I just men my hamster not only killed it but also abused it not it killed it ten abused it, that would be impressive though

That's actually quite normal for hamsters, especially if they were different sexes. It's a territory thing, female animals often violently reject males when not in season.

It'd be more unusual for same sex but if that was the case it sounds like one hamster was asserting it's dominance and the other refused to back down. Animals are sometimes stupid like that, my recently ex girlfriend has 2 guinea pigs and they're at that age. One is clearly the better specimen and is suited for leadership but the other one was still trying to assert itself.

same gender to avoid babies and my sister's hamster always stayed away from my hamster that is why my hamster had to ambush it in order to bite it. my hamster left it's little plastic home and went up a floor in the cage and jumped unto the house were it stayed for about 2 min when my sisters hamster cam out and then my hamster jumped on it and started biting my sister's hamster's neck. also when I got it it stayed still till the shop keeper got it out of the cage with he other hamsters (who if I remembered correctly stayed away from it as well.) and when it was lifted out of the cage it bite his hand and started making a run for the door which just opened when it was caught by one of the employees that should have given me a clue that he was an evil master mind. I don't know if this information will help explain my hamster but he was male had white fur and red eyes.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Wait it killed it and then abused it? Is that a typo (I'm not taking the piss/being a douche, it's an actual question)

In answer to your question the only pet I've ever had was an 'ickle goldfish. I got it when I was 0. It died when I was 5. I was sad.

Was it evil? No.

I just men my hamster not only killed it but also abused it not it killed it ten abused it, that would be impressive though

That's actually quite normal for hamsters, especially if they were different sexes. It's a territory thing, female animals often violently reject males when not in season.

It'd be more unusual for same sex but if that was the case it sounds like one hamster was asserting it's dominance and the other refused to back down. Animals are sometimes stupid like that, my recently ex girlfriend has 2 guinea pigs and they're at that age. One is clearly the better specimen and is suited for leadership but the other one was still trying to assert itself.

same gender to avoid babies and my sister's hamster always stayed away from my hamster that is why my hamster had to ambush it in order to bite it. my hamster left it's little plastic home and went up a floor in the cage and jumped unto the house were it stayed for about 2 min when my sisters hamster cam out and then my hamster jumped on it and started biting my sister's hamster's neck. also when I got it it stayed still till the shop keeper got it out of the cage with he other hamsters (who if I remembered correctly stayed away from it as well.) and when it was lifted out of the cage it bite his hand and started making a run for the door which just opened when it was caught by one of the employees that should have given me a clue that he was an evil master mind. I don't know if this information will help explain my hamster but he was male had white fur and red eyes.

OH cheers for the clarification. Sounds like a creepy mo-fo of a hampster. I would feel afraid in the same room as it! XD

 

[Naheal]

I owned a cat. I think that works for any form of "evil pet".

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Anyone with a cat, just tick yes anyway. You know they're watching you do it.

Cats are a definite yes.

 

[Kukakkau]

My cat lunges at me with claws and teeth to get me to feed him then after I kick him out the room and feed him later he lounges all over me acting like I'm his *****.

My cousin's guinea pig ate her rabbits - she wondered what chewed up one rabbit then found the second rabbit dead a second day with the guinea pig nibbling at it's ears.

Oddly all my friends pets attack me too - cats attack my leg and dogs snarl back and bite me.

Animals are plotting against me -.-

 

[nuba km]

Anyone with a cat, just tick yes anyway. You know they're watching you do it.

Yes. They all live in the ceiling.

OT; I had a fish that exploded, does that count?

It's a terrorised but still less evil then my old hamster.

 

[KindOfnElf]

Now that you mentioned it... in the aquarium I had (and I knew next to nothing about fishes when I got it for a birthday) there were two Betta fighters, and by the time I realized that they are actually Betta fighters they killed every fish in the aquarium!! Damn aggressive purple fish!

 

[Luftwaffles]

Cat took 2 dumps in parents room. The 2nd one was watery.......and the room was carpeted...

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

My old ferret (RIP, man.) was evil when he was grumpy. He was pretty grumpy. He broke many things in his day, but he was well behaved most of the time. At least he never bit me.

I'm sad now. *sniff*

 

[nuba km]

My old ferret (RIP, man.) was evil when he was grumpy. He was pretty grumpy. He broke many things in his day, but he was well behaved most of the time. At least he never bit me.

I'm sad now. *sniff*

*hug* wait if he was evil why to you miss him I don't miss my evil hamster any-more, wait you must be a spy *I stab you while we are still hugging* he'll turn red any second now...crap.

 

[Mr Montmorency]

My dog is perfect.

Except he has a tendency for vomiting profusely for no reason whatsoever.