Poll: Evil pets
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My dog bites people for no reason. He makes them bleed. We would have put him down, but I love him so much I cannot do it. I have given him one last chance, I think he understands.
I have a feral tortoiseshell cat named Rixy, and she is undoubtedly a minion of the Antichrist. She gets all nuzzly and cutesy and drools on everything, which I could tolerate... if she didn't try to eat me everytime I refuse to pet her... or if she didn't knock my drinks off the table so she can have them. Also she hates literally every other living thing aside from me. She attacks the other cats in the neighborhood daily. Her ear recently got torn and I felt bad for her until she stole one of my pizza rolls and left it under the bed.
Oh, yes. I have two cats, one being a fat loveable stooge, and the other...the other is anceint, incredibly intelligent, and pure furry malevolence. I always have the sneaking suspicion that she's plotting my death. Her name is...Buddy.
My cat loves to play hide and seek, so when you walk past a table or chair, she jumps out, yells peek a boo, and will claw your feet.
She also loves bringing the curtain rail down, and jumps into the stupidest places ever.
Her name is something to be feared...Daisy...
She also loves bringing the curtain rail down, and jumps into the stupidest places ever.
Her name is something to be feared...Daisy...
Nope, my dog's not evil. That would require far more intelligence than she possesses. Or for her to care about anything other than getting attention and cuddles.
My ex-cat, however? Probably. It was made quite clear to my dog when she was a puppy who was in charge, via many scratches to the face. She used to panic if it ever looked like we were going to leave her by herself with the cat. Kinda cute, if a little worrying.
All cats have a nice hint of evil-ness to them. It's part of being a cat!
As for current evil pets, my brother's rabbits are surprisingly vicious. But only towards me, so that probably doesn't count. People just laugh when you mention that you've been attacked by a rabbit...
My ex-cat, however? Probably. It was made quite clear to my dog when she was a puppy who was in charge, via many scratches to the face. She used to panic if it ever looked like we were going to leave her by herself with the cat. Kinda cute, if a little worrying.
All cats have a nice hint of evil-ness to them. It's part of being a cat!
As for current evil pets, my brother's rabbits are surprisingly vicious. But only towards me, so that probably doesn't count. People just laugh when you mention that you've been attacked by a rabbit...
Well my second hamster was a total asshole, and would bite anyone foolish enough to dare touch him. My first cat Lee could be a bit of a dick, but he was more a loner than anything else.
Animals cannot be 'evil', everything they do, they do for a reason. There is a cause to their action, which ultimately, is out of their control, exactly as it is with people.
They can be a pain in the arse though. I had a rabbit that was proficient in kickboxing. I kid you fucking not.
They can be a pain in the arse though. I had a rabbit that was proficient in kickboxing. I kid you fucking not.
My old cat was pretty fucking evil. He used to rip the heads off baby rabbits... or just torture them in front of us, dieing rabbits make a heartbreaking sound.
Yep. I have a passive-aggressive old ***** of a cat who whines piteously until I sit down and put her on my lap, at which point she makes absolutely no effort to be sweet and cute and digs her claws into my legs, hanging on with a death grip until I get sick of it and stand up. She holds on until my legs are completely vertical. If I ignore her for too long, she goes up and shits on my bedroom floor. It's all some sort of evil power play, I guess.
I have two other cats who don't like much attention and will bite you if you spend too long with them, but when they do jump in your lap, you can be sure they want your attentions. The first one is just devious.
I have two other cats who don't like much attention and will bite you if you spend too long with them, but when they do jump in your lap, you can be sure they want your attentions. The first one is just devious.
Well, my aunt has an evil cat. He's allowed to touch you but you are not, under any circumstances, allowed to touch him. He'll rub up on you legs, jump in your lap all while purring, and generally just act like such a nice kitty.
However, reach out your hands to pet him, and he'll growl and hiss and take a few chunks of skin off your arm. Man I hated that cat.
However, reach out your hands to pet him, and he'll growl and hiss and take a few chunks of skin off your arm. Man I hated that cat.