Poll: Eyeball tattoos.

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RatRace123

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I was just watching Does Not Compute (The remnants of Cracked TV)

And the episode was about, well eyeball tattooing.

Would you get your eyeballs tattooed, and if so would you dye the whites of your eyes, the pupils, or both? Also, what color?

Me, I say no. I would not, no matter how cool it might look. Unless they could put me under first, then... maybe.
 

Julianking93

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Eyeball tattooing? What?

Note, I haven't seen this week's Does Not Compute so I don't really know about that, but it sounds extremely painful and unnecessary.

Then again, I think all tattoos are painful and pretty unnecessary.
 

Frequen-Z

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Nah. Regular tattoos hurt enough thanks, don't want that pain on my eyeball.
 

PoliceBox63

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That's got to be irreversible? No way jose.

EDIT: Then I read the Gambit option. Oh hell yeah, mon ami!
 

Blueruler182

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Gaaaaaahhhhh!! Gaaahhh!! Dear god, that made me cringe.

If I could sit still long enough to have my eye stabbed a couple dozen times, I'd still say no. I have nice eyes.
 

lacktheknack

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I can't even get contact lenses on my eyes, let alone sticking needles in them.
 
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Heres where some people will say yeah my eyes would look epic if they were colored and then ten years later they get laughed at for being complete dumbasses.
 

emeraldrafael

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I would die my iris a Dark emerald green and my whites a jet black, just to screw with people's minds.
 

Chogg Van Helsing

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I would make my eye white black, and my iris red. It would look like my eyes were black with red rings in them XD

EDIT: for those of you thinking it would be painful ,it wouldnt, as your eyes have no pain receptors. It would prob be uncomfortable...
 

Elburzito

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Is it safe and relatively painless? Then I might consider it.
If not. Fuck it.

/Thread.
 

Mr.Mattress

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No, it's stupid. If yo uwant one, go for it, I am certainly not going to ruin MY vision just to have an IMAGE on the WHITE of my EYEBALL!
 

Imsety

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What. People come up with some crazy things nowadays.

That's a no, by the way. Only way I'd sign up for that is if I could get a day job of scaring kids, by having two eyeballs that look nothing like eachother. It'd stop being funny once you realize it's permanent though...
 

monstersquad

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I have perfect vision, and I'm the only member of my family who doesnt need glasses. I take that as a blessing and I value my vision as a high-quality physical attribute. So, no I would NEVER do anything like that that would compromise my vision.
 

GodofDisaster

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I would never do that, I don't even any intentions of getting a regular tattoo.

It's not that I don't like them, I just really hate needles and I'll be dammed if I'm going to let someone stab me in the eye with one.