Poll: Facial Hair. Yay, Nay or damn that's just hay.

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I hate it, in fact, I hate all unnecessary hair (all hair except top of the head and eye brows is unnecessary in my eyes), I hate the feel of it, I hate the smell of it, I hate everything about it.

Now don't get me wrong, this is on myself, considering I am straight though I probably wouldn't like a beard on a potential female partner but I couldn't care less if they had body/pubic hair.

Personally though, I shave my face every day, and Veet/Nair/hair removal cream my entire body once a week - I never feel clean if I have body hair/under arm hair/pubic hair/facial hair, it all needs to die.
 

poundingmetal74

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Not a fan of it. I don't like my own beard (I have to shave at least once per day), and I'm not crazy about it on the guys I date.

Get a guy with a thick beard about 20 hours into not shaving and it's like kissing sandpaper. Not fun :(
 

NemotheElvenPanda

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I'm a dude that for whatever reason, can't grow a beard to my eternal chagrin, because it looks awesome on lots of other guys. It's like being bald in that not all dudes can pull it off, but those that can are hot as hell. If my hypothetical man could grow facial hair, I'd be so happy because I could experience its wonder vicariously through him. Plus they're ticklish and fun to scratch and run fingers through if its grown enough. It's like having thick hair, but on the face. I just really love beards.
 

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A few clarifications.
Firstly, facial hair is (biologically) supposed to cover pretty much the entire lower front half of your head. Calling a man "neckbeard" is like calling a woman "chestboobs"; they may well be offended, but it's not actually an insult, the thing in question is supposed to be there.
Secondly, having a beard doesn't itch- not having a beard (or, more to the point, hairs growing in those first few millimeters) itches. Once the hair comes in, the itching stops. Shaving is, by and large, for the impatient (or for those smooching the hairy ones; I claim no firsthand knowledge on that front); the genuine inability to grow facial hair is rather uncommon, most people just can't be bothered to wait. As Chesterton so eloquently put it, "you cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion", after all.
Claiming it is supposed to cover your face is silly, thankfully where I come from the men do not grow facial hair outside of eyebrows, and have no need to shave. Hopefully in the future men will stop having the ability to grow them at all. Just as we are happy now we are not walking around with tails sticking out, we will be happy when men do not have pubes on their face. :D
No one has pubes on their face, that's not how faces work. The things atop your head are not called "scalps"; hair is hair, not where it grows. More to the point, claiming it's supposed to cover your face is reflective of biological reality; our most recent evolutionary steps in this department didn't take facial away, they gave us more- look at the other apes. It's not due to speciesism that no chimp or gorilla has ever won a beard and mustache contest.

As to the lack of tails: those are bold words from a bipedal animal that can crack its head open and die just from falling down while walking normally. We'd do well to ask if leaving them behind was really such a good idea.
Im sorry, I allowed my repulsion of facial hair make what could be considered a rather bad joke. Hair is hair yes, but it is not " all the same" we have different types of hair. Both Facial beards and Pubic hair are Androgenic hair, (see diagram in the link provided below) and yes, evolution has been in favor of reducing it, not increasing it. The males where I come from do not have androgenic facial hair, neither do the women and no they dont need to pluck it or shave. Nope, no mustache contests there. HAHA

"Evolution of less body hair[edit]
Hair is a very good thermal conductor and aids heat transfer both into and out of the body. When goose bumps are observed, small muscles (Arrector pili muscle) contract to raise the hairs both to provide insulation, by reducing cooling by air convection of the skin, as well as in response to central nervous stimulus, similar to the feeling of 'hairs standing up on the back of your neck'. This phenomenon also occurs when static charge is built up and stored in the hair. Keratin however can easily be damaged by excessive heat and dryness, suggesting that extreme sun exposure, perhaps due to a lack of clothing, would result in perpetual hair destruction, eventually resulting in the genes being bred out in favor of high skin pigmentation. It is also true that parasites can live on and in hair thus peoples who preserved their body hair would have required greater general hygiene to prevent diseases.[7]

Markus J. Rantala of the Department of Biological and Environmental Science, University of Jyväskylä, Finland, said humans evolved by "natural selection" to be hairless when the trade off of "having fewer parasites" became more important than having a "warming, furry coat".[8]

P.E. Wheeler of the Department of Biology at Liverpool Polytechnic said quadrupedal Savannah mammals of similar volume to humans have body hair to keep warm while only larger quadrupedal Savannah mammals lack body hair, because their body volume itself is enough to keep them warm.[9] Therefore, Wheeler said humans who should have body hair based on predictions of body volume alone for Savannah mammals evolved no body hair after evolving bipedalism which he said reduced the amount of body area exposed to the sun by 40%, reducing the solar warming effect on the human body.[9]

Decreased body hair began in humanoids over 2 million years ago and aided persistence hunting (the ability to catch prey in very long distance chases) in the warm savannas where humanoids first evolved. This is well before homo sapiens evolved. The two main advantages are felt to be bipedal locomotion and better greater thermal load dissipation capacity due to better sweating and less hair."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Androgenic_hair

As we moved out of the colder climates we also lost our need for body hair and facial hair, some people have little or none at all. Native Americans have the least amount of body and facial hair while the Ainus are believed to have the most.
 

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Eh, it's on a case-to-case basis, and then you have to maintain it too. I can't grow big, thick beards, but I can keep an even amount of scruff that makes me look a little bit older than I am without making me look homeless.
 

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I would grow a beard but I'd have to endure the "shame stage" of facial hair, and I can't grow it fast enough to make anyone not notice during the weekend.

Sideburns for me, that's all I want.
 

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I'm surprised the boys here aren't doing a little more pic-sharing. C'mon, we can be a bit vain every once and a while! Embrace the love of the beard!






I personally prefer my bearded, long haired self. The reactions from those around me are always mixed. When I first shaved back in October, the guys on my floor were, well... floored. Mostly in a good way, and I'll always remember one guy claiming I would be "breaststroking through the pussy". That had me laughing for a bit. Most girls didn't make any comment in favour or against. A couple guys disliked it, or at least preferred me having the beard.

I find that my face is narrow and my neck is long, so I prefer having more hair to sort of fill the space out. I've never really tried putting much effort into making it look well-kept, but I think I will now. I need some sort of devoted, structured thing in my life, and the maintenance of my hair and beard feels like it's perfect for the job. Yeah, it's more time out of my day, but look at me! I'm posting on an internet forum about people's facial hair preferences! What exactly is so important in my day that I need to be lazy about my face?

I'm all for the beard. I prefer seeing other guys with beards, and I offer my sympathies to guys who can't grow them. I admit to some confusion over some guys who can grow them without issue but prefer not to. I mean, I don't bother them about it, but I certainly don't get it myself. I'm not sure how girls feel about it sometimes, but there's definitely a split in who likes what.

A nice, conditioned, downy, groomed beard is nothing short of magical. Someday I want to grow my beard long enough that I can see how feasible the Mesopotamian-style curls are

 

Hugga_Bear

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I think people being offended over facial hair is one of the most insane and pathetic instances of offence in contemporary society.
I'm not joking. It's absurd. Similarly people being offended over the length of head hair (in either direction) is absurd in the extreme. It's fucking hair. It is just so menial a thing to be upset by.

Yet when I had a full length beard I had several family members tell me to shave it off because they didn't like it, like it was their decision to make. As though my looks are there for them to admire and I should, at all times, be as beautiful as I can be so that they're happy.

Yeah, bollocks to that notion right? In a similar vein I've lost a fair amount of weight over the last couple of years and keep getting congratulations from people as I see them again.
"Congratulations for being skinnier than you were last I saw how did you do it?!"
"Well I slowly but surely put my body through malnutrition as a result of extreme poverty! It's as easy as being hungry most days for a year and watching your body slowly emaciate itself!"

Fucking christ. The pathetically shallow audacity of it all. Like my body is theirs to be concerned about, to criticise and praise. Like I give a damn. I care only that they care because it's just too depressing, too ridiculous.

In other words, grow what you want to grow. Be what you want to be. As long as you're not doing anything harmful without informed and capable consent then do whatever. It's your life, it's your choice. We may not be free but we can fucking try eh?
 

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Lil devils x said:
Im sorry, I allowed my repulsion of facial hair make what could be considered a rather bad joke. Hair is hair yes, but it is not " all the same" we have different types of hair. Both Facial beards and Pubic hair are Androgenic hair, (see diagram in the link provided below) and yes, evolution has been in favor of reducing it, not increasing it. The males where I come from do not have androgenic facial hair, neither do the women and no they dont need to pluck it or shave. Nope, no mustache contests there. HAHA
No, no, my fault; I wasn't clear. The issue I was bringing up was semantic. Pubes are where pubic hair grows, not what it is. The equivalent would be referring the hair on the top of your head as "scalps"; which it obviously isn't. It's a common mistake, but no less a mistake for its frequency.

And while the people in your area may have (genetically) been trending toward less body hair (human evolution being far from a done deal), one shouldn't mistake recent localized trends for major species-wide changes. I'm no less guilty of oversimplifying, though- I spoke in a much broader sense than you seem to be using; one of the troubles of working with evolutionary biology. "Recent" from 100,000 years ago is different from "recent" 5 million years ago; both are different from the "recent" of 25,000. And while I'd happily move the discussion on the genetic level, I think we'd completely derail the thread. So let's simply place you in the "Nay" column and me in the "Yay".

And a widespread lack of facial hair doesn't mean a lack of mustache contests; it just means they're much easier to win. ;)
 

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Lil devils x said:
As we moved out of the colder climates we also lost our need for body hair and facial hair, some people have little or none at all. Native Americans have the least amount of body and facial hair while the Ainus are believed to have the most.
You've used a lot of science, and that's made things very unclear for me. Do Ainus have parasites on account of being hairy? It's a scary hairy world out there and I want to make sure I'm safe.

I have to admit, I have a large amount of chest hair (if I use Shockwave gel I can form it into the shape of rock hard pecs before a night on the town but once I start to sweat it just melts into a pile of boobs), and I'm worried I might become the next Typhoid Mary.
Yes, having more body and facial hair makes it easier for parasites to make a home on you, as well as makes it more difficult to get rid of them in the event they do find you. When my hairy friend walks through a uncut field, for example, he gets chiggers.. tons of them, while I walked through the same field, same spots alongside him, I did not get a single one. I do not need repellents or anything to prevent them, I just do not get them.

http://www.nytimes.com/2003/08/19/science/why-humans-and-their-fur-parted-ways.html
http://www.humanillnesses.com/Infectious-Diseases-Sk-Z/Skin-Parasites.html
http://www.medicinenet.com/pubic_lice_crabs/article.htm
 

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I used to let my facial hair grow out of control to the point I used to look like an escaped caveman.. but now I go to the barber every 2 weeks and get it cutthroat shaved.. into different designs or styles, usually a jawline or chinstrap beard lately. But most guys who can't grow a beard go to me.. why don't you keep the huge wild beard look.. it's an awesome idea! It's like how about no.. during the hot sweaty days it gets all itchy and horrible and you also start chewing on your moustache.. not very pleasant :D
 

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Quite like stubble on myself (anything more results from laziness alone). On a partner, I'd prefer clean-shaven, but I'd be open to a little stubble, I guess.
 

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Eugh, dog-gammed?
Four pages with talking about beards... without a video of "The Beards?"


Ok, now that we have this out of the way: I am bearded, usually just around the mouth, with wild growth on the cheeks varying strenghts. So a pretty much Goatee in different stages of cleanliness.

Funnily i learned one thing about it: The longer i am depressed or stressed or something, the longer my beard gets. (I just don't have the energy in the morning to shave, and i only shave in the morning - weird quirks)

So when i am wearing a short full-beard i haven't shaved in a few weeks and people know i had it rough.

As far as i have heard (or read in questionable internet-articles backed by SCIENCE) bearded man are usually seen as more confident, trustworthier and also sexier. Also many woman prefer stubble, i was told: For seeing the man COULD have a beards, but is still clean, civilized and kissable.

So i myself never go clean shaven, i've got my beard for over half my life now (In different forms... i mean, try growing a good beard when you are 16-17 and don't have the genes for it. That damn thing was a disaster.)

Well... and at the end another song from the beards. Or two.


 

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BEARD AND MUSTACHE ALL DAY ERRYDAY! I only shave when I'm trying to pass for a girl, which is far easier than it should be >.>
 

marioandsonic

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No. I can't stand whenever I start to grow one, because they're way too itchy.

That's why I break out the razor every week at least.