Poll: Favorite Abridged Series Quote

[Save us.A7X]

I can't remember the exact wording but it's from one of the more recent episodes of DBZ Abridged;

*Bulma says something*
Popo: 'Oh look at that, a woman who doesn't know any better, there's a surprise.'
Krillin: 'To be fair Mr Popo, I'd never heard of Namek before either.'
Popo: 'Oh look at that, a woman who doesn't know any better.'
Krillin: 'God dammit! I walked right into that one..'

 

[tomservo4prezident]

"Screw the rules, I have green hair!..... I should lay off the drugs."

 

[hopeneverdies]

Zelda Abridged, episode 14
Link: Bongo Bongo? That is such a pornstar's name.

 

[dragontiers]

Bakura: "Oh, that's just my gaydar. My father gave it to me to protect me because I'm so bloody effeminate." Followed later by....

Bakura: "I was watching you play card games with your mates, when my Millennium Ring started pointing towards your Millennium Puzzle! I can't imagine why."

Yami: "This Millennium Puzzle is simply fabulous




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[CrazyGirl17]

A few from Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged:

Kaiba: Screw the Rules, I have money!

Yami: Did I just kill a gay clown?

Yami Bakura: I am NOT a kitty.

Kemo: Attention duelists! My hair is pointy!

Yugi: Bad Pharaoh! No mind crush. Yami: You never let me have my way, do you?

Tristan: Get your hand off my butt. Duke: Sorry, it does that.

Yami: You know the truth of my past? Then tell me, who ami I? Why am I here? And why do I feel so very comfortable in leather?

Yami (to Kaiba): Quit your eternal bitching, fancypants.

 

[TelHybrid]

Nappa: Aaaah my face!! My precious modelling career...

 

[Superior Mind]

Never heard of it before now. Spent the last hour or so watching the first season of DBZ Abridged. Had a good laugh, will have to watch the rest. I started crying when Vegeta found out that Goku squeaks when you squeeze him hard enough.

V: "Alright Kakarot, lets here those bones shatter!" (squeezes)
G: "Aaaugh- *squeak*"
V: "... what the..." (squeezes)
G: "Aa- *squeaks*"
V: "Oh my God that's hilarious!"
(Vegeta keeps making Goku squeak while laughing)

 

[CJ1145]

Yami: Did I just murder a gay clown?

Yami: Now let me show you the true meaning of torment in a children's card game!!
Joey+Tristan: We're tormenting you!~

Yami: YUGI YOU *beep*ing piece of *beep* you son of a *beep* I will *beep**beep*beep* and tear off your *beep*beep*beep*

Some guy: Wait a minute, how did you do that?
Yami: It's called cheating. Deal with it.

Yami: Oh, they had to censor me beating him out, because when I did he cried like a little baby.

Yami: Waah, waah, baby Pharoah want milk! Someone fetch me a nipple!

Mokuba: No big brother, don't! It's too dangerous! Nobody has tried it and survived!
Seto: I have to Mokuba. If I'm going to win this tournament... I have to learn how to play Duel Monsters.

 

[team star pug]

You don't stand a ... Ghost of a chance.

 

[Drakmeire]

basically 1 minute 15 seconds of catchphrase.
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CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!!!

 

[Icoveredwars]

From DBZ abridged:
Lord Guru: NAIL, I saw a bird, it was pretty, kick its ass.

Also from DBZ abridged:
Nappa: Hey Vegeta
Vegeta: What is it
Nappa: Were in prison vegeta
Vegeta: I see that Nappa
Nappa: Hey
Vegeta: What
Nappa: Dont drop the soap
Vegeta: I swear to god Nappa I will shiv you

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Going to go with Dragon Ball Z Abridged on this one, here it goes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kscG_gs2BOc
Fucking hilarious, also a pedophiles best comeback.

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

"Attention Duelists, if you could all stop staring at my hair for a second, you would see that I am pointing to Pegasus's mansion."


Pretty much anything that guy or Bandit Keith says is instant comedy gold.

There is also the absolute classic: "Card games on motorcycles!"

 

[KP Shadow]

"Around these parts, people who quote other abridged series get their kneecaps broken with a wrench" *holds up wrench* "Specifically, this wrench"
- Yugi, from YGOTAS's deleted scenes episode.

 

[Dango]

It's a tie between "Screw the rules, I have green hair!" and "In America!"

 

[Dango]

It's a tie between "Screw the rules, I have green hair!" and "In America!"

wow. just wow. You needed to take "in America" right before me so mine looks lackluster.

As punishment, shall I go into detail what the Fuko lookalike told me that one night?

*finishes loading gun* Oh yes yes, go ahead.