notoriouslynx said:
I've never read/watched/heard of them.
Glad you posted then. ^_^
Quarantine has me in stitches every time:
"Is there something amiss?"
"God no! Why would there be anything amiss?"
"I'm sitting here in a red and white striped Gingham dress... and army boots, and you think nothing's amiss?"
When Kryten goes nuts is always good too:
"EPPI EPPI EPPI EPPI
Two and one half badgers please!
hahalahalahalalala
Ah, no I'll eat them here-
WARP! Big ding ble BLAH!"
And the mother of all punch lines:
"We don't have a bomb on board, I got rid of it ages ago!"
"Why didn't you tell us!?"
"You never asked..."
There's tons of classic lines in Red Dwarf, those are only off the top of my head, I need to watch RD again...