Poll: Fictional Horse Battle Royale!

[Kolby Jack]

In a battle of hooves, manes, and frankly impossible amounts of poop to clean up after, which fictional horse comes out on top?

I only had space for seven names and an "other" space, but let me justify some ones I knowingly left out/removed:

Pegasus (Already had one mythological horse on the list, and Rainbow Dash is technically a pegasus)

Artax (he lost a battle against a swamp, or even worse, his own feelings! What a pussy)

And that's really it. By the way, Lasty is from Futurama. Come on, Lasty!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Horses?

Ambrosius puts horses to shame.

 

[DoPo]

Voted other. Because I think none of those can compare to Binky.

Name and publication of origin please

Binky, from the Discworld

Spoiler: This is Binky

Well, Death tried skeletal horses but they kept falling apart and the fiery steeds set fire to random stuff, and thus came Binky - a totally normal horse.

 

[Eddie the head]

Well Quick-draw McGraw duh. He's got a 6 shooter.

 

[Leemaster777]

I find your lack of Maximus disturbing.

 

[XMark]

Tempted to vote Rainbow Dash, but I'd have to say my vote goes to Thunderhorse:

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

Bill the Pony Pwny should be on this list. I know he's a pony and not a horse, but did any of these other horses find their way home with the watcher in the water nearby? I think not.

Although it's a tough choice with Sleipnir in the mix. What's not to love about a six legged horse?

 

[Kolby Jack]

Bill the Pony Pwny should be on this list. I know he's a pony and not a horse, but did any of these other horses find their way home with the watcher in the water nearby? I think not.

Although it's a tough choice with Sleipnir in the mix. What's not to love about a six legged horse?

Actually I believe he's eight-legged. I'm semi-suprised nobody has voted for the Trojan Horse. Yea, it's made of wood, but it also holds a bunch of badass warriors inside. That's gotta count for something!

 

[Eddie the head]

I just thought what about Shadowfax? Hell of a lot better then Shadowmere. And that's form Lord of the Rings if you don't know.

 

[octafish]

Well Quick-draw McGraw duh. He's got a 6 shooter.

Sorry Babalouie, 30/30 wins that fight with an energy rifle...Quick Draw's six shooter doesn't even have a name, unlike Sarah Jane.


EDIT: Changed my mind. Father Ted and Father Dougal's "My Lovely Horse" is the best horse...
...much better than Jedward.

 

[righthead]

Shadowfax. From Lord of the Rings.

Two Reasons.

1) Knows the meaning of certain English words. Speed being the named one.
2) Is apparently able to define said terms without use of language.

 

[JaceArveduin]

Bill the Pony Pwny should be on this list. I know he's a pony and not a horse, but did any of these other horses find their way home with the watcher in the water nearby? I think not.

That's a good point. Bill's pretty OP

I just thought what about Shadowfax? Hell of a lot better then Shadowmere. And that's form Lord of the Rings if you don't know.

SHadowfax is good too, but I'll go with Nahar, Oromë's horse.

 

[Rawne1980]

Silver..

Lone Rangers horse wins because it comes with a catchphrase.

 

[viranimus]

Tempted to vote Rainbow Dash, but I'd have to say my vote goes to Thunderhorse:

While definitely an awesome track, Ill see your thunderhorse, and Raise you [mtg_card=Thundermare]

 

[Queen Michael]

Rocinante, Don uixote's horse, just because I can't stop bragging that I've read that book.

 

[Asita]

Artax (he lost a battle against a swamp, or even worse, his own feelings! What a pussy)

Whoa whoa, cut the guy some slack, Artax was obviously one depressed horse...maybe...I think...he sunk in the swamp after all...let's get a second opinion...


On topic: Tough call really, there are some good horses on that list...though that makes me think we're missing one particular horse, a Bad Horse, in fact.


I mean come on, Bad Horse[footnote]from Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, if anyone isn't familiar with the above clip[/footnote] is the thoroughbred of sin and he has musical cowboy cronies to sing about how terrible he is! That's hard to top.

 

[Random Fella]

Rainbow Dash because Rarity wasn't an option

 

[9thRequiem]

Voted other. Because I think none of those can compare to Binky.

Name and publication of origin please

Binky, from the Discworld

Spoiler: This is Binky

Well, Death tried skeletal horses but they kept falling apart and the fiery steeds set fire to random stuff, and thus came Binky - a totally normal horse.

Totally agreed.
It's Death's horse - it can go anywhere. While it doesn't fly, it can run on air, which is functionally the same.

 

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

Voted other. Because I think none of those can compare to Binky.

Name and publication of origin please

Binky, from the Discworld

Spoiler: This is Binky

Well, Death tried skeletal horses but they kept falling apart and the fiery steeds set fire to random stuff, and thus came Binky - a totally normal horse.

One of the Horses of the Apocalypse against a MLP pony? I would pay to see that.

REcaptcha: think twice ???

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Rainbow Dash beats everything, why? Because of this:

I'm pretty sure there's no other horse on that list that can willingly summon a freaking nuke!