Poll: Finally, Something Spawned from Twilight that I'll actually enjoy!

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Blatherscythe

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We all pretty much hate Twilight. The shallow characters, bad plot, bad narritive, bad message and the bad acting. But finally revenge is ours! Our friend's, romantic interest's and mom's who all made us sit through this crap will face our wrath!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlrL3LzjlDo

Yes it is a spoof of a movie, but it's one we love to hate and admit it, you got a chuckle out of it at least. Anyone plan on seeing this (I sure as hell will)? I never heard of this before, probably because the fans of this garbage wouldn't stand to have their precious movie/book mocked.

Thoughts? Interested in the movie?

EDIT: Ignore this whole thread, I didn't realize that this wasn't news and that most of the Escapist community hated these movies. Please forgive me.
 

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*sigh*

Another thread on this movie? Really? This is really not necessary. We saw this weeks ago.

OT: I don't think it'll be good, and I won't be seeing it until it is on cable TV.
 

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See, at first I was interested, but then I realized that all the same lame jokes from Disaster Movie, and Date Movie, and Epic Movie, are all going to be slammed in here. I mean they're still referencing Chris Brown, and that was forever ago in pop culture years. It looks like all the other movies they've done, dressed in black clothing and white power makeup. The only hope I have for that movie comes from Ken Jeong.
 

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These are the guys that did 'Epic Movie' and 'Meet the Spartans'. This is not going to be a good spoof, it's going to be a pile of unimaginative pop-culture references with the same basic plot as Twilight.
 
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Gee, you mean those guys who haven't made a good movie in about 5 years are making another spoof of a popular franchise with a few random pop culture references thrown in to create the illusion of humor?


Shocker.

I feel like that should have been a pun, it wasn't.
 

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The people who made this movie are not funny. At first I had some hope, then I saw that they were behind it and all my hope dropped out of my ruptured nasal capillaries. The only way I would see this inevitable failure is if someone else paid for my ticket, drinks and popcorn.
 

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tellmeimaninja said:
FargoDog said:
It's made by the guys who did Epic Movie, Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans.

It's going to be worse than the actual Twilight series, I guarantee it.
This.

These are made by guys who think they're bloody hilarious because they can make pop culture references. This movie is going to be horrible, and all that I ask is that you do not give money to it.
Pay money for this? surely you must jest sir! it may be good for a laugh, when i am slightly less than sober but by no means shall hard earned currency be spent, it barely looks like its worth the bandwidth required.
 

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Random movie references for the sake of random movie references being thrown in. The thing I liked about the "Scary Movie" franchise is that all the references were part of the actual "plot" of the movie, not like the garbage distaster movie was.
 

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These movies are even worse than the material they "lampoon".

Notice how in the trailer they repeatedly replace punchlines with dance numbers? Notice how that is supposed to be a drawcard for this movie?

God... When will they make a good parody movie again...
 

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This is going to suck so badly, the only joke that might have been funny was the "I'm a killer" bit, so now oyu've seen all the humor this movie will have.

drzoidbergmd said:
The people who made this movie are not funny. At first I had some hope, then I saw that they were behind it and all my hope dropped out of my ruptured nasal capillaries. The only way I would see this inevitable failure is if someone else paid for my ticket, drinks and popcorn.
Don't mean to be big headed but did you not realise upon seeing the triler that it was by the same guys? The trailer is so piss poor I was ten seconds into seeing it on tv (some days ago) and thought "Oh another 'spoof movie' *palming of face*"

BOT: None of the 'jokes' that have been featured won't have been done through the 'free' internet anyway, hell I could find all of the jokes in some form without even leaving the cheesburger network.
 

King of the Sandbox

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FargoDog said:
It's made by the guys who did Epic Movie, Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans.

It's going to be worse than the actual Twilight series, I guarantee it.
Yeah, but it'll be bad on purpose.

Twilight, not so much.
 

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It looks like another crappy parody movie like epic movie and scary movie, I really am not interested.
 

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Kaleion said:
It looks like another crappy parody movie like epic movie and scary movie, I really am not interested.
Same here, every single movie ever done by these guys has sucked, no exceptions that I'm aware of...
 

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I hate all ____ Movie's with the burning passion of a million white hot suns.

So, no. Even if the source material is worse than this series formula it's not worth it.
 

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Jark212 said:
Kaleion said:
It looks like another crappy parody movie like epic movie and scary movie, I really am not interested.
Same here, every single movie ever done by these guys has sucked, no exceptions that I'm aware of...
indeed :\ .. still . its better then the original twilight >.< , atleast its somethin