Poll: First Kiss Vs. First Kill

[Silver]

Oh, it was amazing, the most exhilarating moment of my life. The power cut off in my house, and it was completely black. Hell, the whole neighbourhood, with streetlights and everything was gone, I went to get a torch to see something, and slowly made my way into a room, everyone else had gone downstairs, locked themselves in the kitchen around a few candles. I was all alone.

Then she came at me from behind, and wrestled me down to the ground, the torch was gone somewhere in the excitement, and she threw me down again, both of my arms locked and immobile. Thought I was done for, she leaned in close, with an almost feral, triumphant look in her eyes and whispered something like "you'll always be my sleeping beauty. Nighty-night."

And then she kissed me.

I haven't had the doubtful pleasure of killing someone in real life yet, and I can't remember my first in-game kill (or kiss, for that matter). I can't remember my last either.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I don't remember my first kill (as I don't care) and I have not yet had my first kiss.

*sigh*

Am the same I don't remember my first kill nor have I had my first kiss.

*sigh*

 

[quiet_samurai]

I remember both equaly. By kill I mean the deer I shot when I was around 13.

Who honestly rmembers their first game kill?

 

[Internet Kraken]

Kill? As in... real life kill? I'm just wondering how anyone would remember their first game-kill. I know I can't.

Neither can I. I don't even remember the first game I played (it might have been Asteroids, but that's just a guess).

 

[Skeleon]

I have no clue what the first virtual kill I had was. Probably some weird pixel-creature in Dangerous Dave or something.
I do, however, remember my first kiss.

 

[person427]

I just realized I didn't post my own. Haven't had my first kiss, but first kill was a frog in Mickey Mouse:Magic Wands (okay, technically he didn't die, he just turned into a puff of smoke but close enough)

 

[amrl]

My first kill was probably myself so kiss.

 

[Berethond]

I'm fairly certain that no one here has ever killed anyone.

Aha!
But you would be mistaken.
He's a police officer, and he made a thread about it and everything.

 

[bob-2000]

damn, I hit the wrong poll choice... I honestly don't remember my first kill, but I do know that it happened when i was playing Starcraft many years ago. As for my first kiss, I haven't had that yet (I'm too nerdy I guess)
wait, you do mean virtual kills, right?

 

[Manhattan2112]

Kiss, then kill.

That's how James Bond does it.

Kill, then Kiss. That's how the necrophiliac James Bond does it.

 

[justnotcricket]

My first kiss of course - most particularly because I've never killed anyone! I realize you're talking about in-game kills, but that's comparing apples and oranges - if both occurred in real life, you could ask the question. If both occurred in a game, you could ask the question. But if one occurs in-game, and one in real life...well, considering that many games require you to kill a fair few people/aliens/monsters whatever in one sitting, how memorable will the first one be after about half an hour? A kiss on the other hand is a much more personal thing, and therefore, to my mind (and in my experience) much more memorable.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

I don't remember my first kill (as I don't care) and I have not yet had my first kiss.

*sigh*

You're not alone there... :/

 

[itstimeforpie]

I can't remember my first kill, and my first kiss hasn't happened yet.

 

[Sh0ckFyre]

I M16'ed a guy in the ass in CoD 4 for my first kill.

I kissed a beautiful woman who I was in love with at the time for my first kiss.

This a good enough answer?

 

[AvsJoe]

Kiss. I don't remember my first kill at all. It must've been in either Duck Hunt or the Mario game that came packaged with it, but I don't remember it. But my first kiss wasn't all that great, either, despite sharing it with a girl I fancy.

 

[Souplex]

You would remember if you watched the life fade from a mans eyes as you strangled him with his own intestines. His feeble attempts to fight back and the sheer hopelessness of his flailing. Humans are so fragile.

 

[no_more_usernames]

They were pretty much about the same but only because my first kill was total utter uber pwnage wheras before i had basically been playing the victim in a Friday 13th film.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Dammit, I thought you meant actual kill. I was about to say...

I don't remember my first kill. And since it happened in a video game, then first kiss beats it by a million. Unless you mean first video game kiss...