Poll: First Kiss Vs. First Kill

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ToxinArrow

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A first kiss is way more eventful and exciting than stomping on a Goomba the first time.
 

Xbowhyena

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The first kiss is over rated. I got mine over early because I really liked and chick and why the hell not?
 

Serge A. Storms

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My first kiss was on some drunken night I can't recall, I ritualized my first kill so much that now I would remember exactly how it happened even if you took out my frontal lobe.
 

sethwood

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person427 said:
I've noticed a lot of relationship threads recently, so I decided to create one that is related to the main focus of this site-gaming. So which do you remember more, your first kiss or first kill?

Edit: To clear confusion, yes I mean in game kills
Ahh yeah, James Bond Goldeneye, 1997. Ahh Courtney, 2000.
 

mobsterlobster

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I can only guess that my first kill was that first goomba you see in the first Super Mario Bros game. But I was very young, so that's why it's only a guess. I remember my first kiss really well. It was raining, and I could see a gypsie site and was thinking if they see me they might beat the shit out of me. That's not racist, the kids from that caravan site used to throw things at me and my friends and threaten us all the time. Ah, my teen years were so much fun.
 

TheMadTypist

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Jesus, you want me to remember my first kill? I can't even remember how old I was! I must've been about six, playing MW2. Outside the training mission's target drones, I think my first kill was a firefly or kitfox or something.

First kiss? I'm eighteen, and never learned how to kiss during any of those years. not even family-peck-on-the-cheek thing. Hell, I don't even feel comfortable with the physical contact of a handshake, and I'm way to uptight to attract any women.

To put it into the Anansi Boys (by Niel Gaiman) terms: I got too much Fat Charlie and too little Spider.
 

TrailerDrake

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I don't remember what game spawned my first kill, it may have been Mario when I crushed a Goomba with my shoes. However, I do remember my first kiss, quite well to be exact.
 

akapellah21

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My first kill was a goomba back in the early 90's, I guess.
My first kiss was from my baby sitter who was 4 years older than me. (I was seven)...
 

Aesir23

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knight of some random number said:
JRCB said:
I don't remember my first kill (as I don't care) and I have not yet had my first kiss.

*sigh*
Am the same I don't remember my first kill nor have I had my first kiss.

*sigh*
Same here. Dammit, now I feel pathetic. Guess that means I'll have to go wreak havoc in Prototype.
 

ZeroMachine

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Kiss. Though I don't really even remember that too well. I remember my first kiss with my second girlfriend much better, just because it was kind of hilarious.
 

G1eet

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Gormourn said:
What if they were both the same thing =o
Thanks, Jack the Ripper. I'm looking forward to see you in EA's newest "adaptation" of a classic part of human history!

First kiss, because my first kill was when I was super young and I have a shite memory.
 

Captain Schpack

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I cant remeber in what game I got my first kill in (i think it was G.R.A.W. 2) so i dont remember it. Unfortunately, I haven't gotten my first kiss yet. Heading down that lonely gamer nerd path . . .


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Lunar Shadow

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My first kiss, and it was with a female friend when we were just messing around. Twas not all that great.
 

Darth Brownie

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I remind perfectly my first kiss

for the first kill, I must go through deduction to say Duck Hunt?