Poll: First Kiss Vs. First Kill

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Anyway, I remember a few kisses I've had/gotten/whatever.
I've yet to actually kill someone, but I will.

Same here. I will kill someone before I die, be it self defense or murder. If all else fails, maybe we can kill eachother?

As for kisses, they're all the same-meaningless. I can't remember my first any better than I remember my last. Which, coincidentally, I can't remember too well(even though I think it was yesterday, but that may have just been sex, I dunno).

I hope you're not bullshitting, and I one day see a news reader reading transcripts from the escapist forums, citing these posts as the early warning signs of a youngster turning to blood lust. I really want this, it's been my dream for the last 43 seconds...don't deprive me.

 

[Foxbat Flyer]

kill prolly more mainly cause my first kiss hmm has happend lol but it was so superficial that it didnt really matter and i could have cared less about the girl (to tell the truth not sure why i kissed her) the kill one of the random robots from a sonic game

Sounds like my first kiss. i didnt really want to kiss her, but i did... but id prefer to try and remember gaming kills than that. i still cant believe i kissed that thing *Wipes toung on shirt repeatedly at the thought*

 

[j0z]

I've never kissed before, and I don't remember my first kill.

Nor have I, and same here.
My greast failing (triumph?) is never have a gf. How sad. *runs and cries in corner*

 

[Superior Mind]

Both occurred under the influence of alcohol.

 

[Aqualung]

Kiss, because it was more recent. I mean, my first kill was probably like... a Ratatat in Pokemon Yellow..

 

[Motiv_]

I can't even remember my first in game kill, so...

 

[herio]

not the kill but i reamer the exasasy of this boss that took me ages to kill

 

[j0z]

I've never kissed before, and I don't remember my first kill.

Nor have I, and same here.
My greast failing (triumph?) is never have a gf. How sad. *runs and cries in corner*

*Hugs* There there. If it make you feel better, then my first gf was fucking horrible, so I wiped her from memory.

I have done that before, reserve it for my most hated enemies. The name was striken from my records, never to be uttered again.
I will find a gf one of these days, have to admit I have never looked very hard.

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

Kiss, because it's a real life event that meant a lot to me (even though I was partly drunk at the time) and is much more important. First kill isn't important so doesn't really matter. Seriously, who actually remembers the first time they killed someone in a game?

Most peoples first kills aren't things remembering anyways, you know the one where you chased that guy revving your chainsaw for half an hour before finally getting him, or you killed that guy who had no shield anyway with a grenade only after he took down your overshield. They are not glamours things one stores in ones mind. I do however vividly remember my first kiss.

 

[Snowalker]

I remember my frist kill vey wel.. oh wait you were talking about game kill, then I forgot that.

 

[justhereforthemoney]

So I assume you mean kiss in actual life, so obviously first kiss. I don't remember my first videogame kill, but I do remember my first kiss.

 

[data_not_found]

Kiss, then kill.

That's how James Bond does it.

Kill, then Kiss. That's how the necrophiliac James Bond does it.

Kiss, knock up, try to kill, fail, try again, fail, try again, fail, try again, fail, die. That's how Bill Does it.

 

[VanityGirl]

Kiss, it's more meaningful.
Besides, my first "kill" was my brother in mortal kombat.

 

[Pegghead]

Well, when I was 3 years old (yeah) my Dad set up DOOM on our old computer so me and my sister could play it (he's brilliant like that). So I'd imagine my first kill was one of the demon blokes on the first stage. But as for my first kiss, well, that hasn't happened yet (Though looking back on this post, I'm not really surprised).

 

[Bat Vader]

Considering I have never been kissed yet I have to go with first kill.

 

[Nevar18]

my first kiss....

back when I still thought girls were gross

 

[Explosm]

Pwnt all the people who havnt had their kiss yet, i remember my first kill better then my first fuck....

 

[badgersprite]

I remember my first kiss more because I was really young when I got my first video game kill. All I remember is that I used to sit on my Dad's lap and play computer games with him. Besides, my first kiss is on film. Makes it kinda memorable, if not particularly photogenic.