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My first kiss must not have been too memorable since I don't really remember it.
My last girlfriend though, THOSE kisses will always be memorable.
My last girlfriend though, THOSE kisses will always be memorable.
I'm really enjoying the mental image of a kid taking his girlfriend on a cruise to the Caribbean and her saying "yeah, this is pretty nice, I guess I'll let him kiss me now"Grand_Poohbah said:
I remember mine perfectly, because it was wonderful. Still the best date of my life, frankly.
What could have made that night better?x434343 said:
Star Trek, make out session.
Did you happen to eat any cake?
i had my first kiss at 19... how sad *sniff*
but yea, my wife to be pulled me round the side of her house and pashed me for a good long while... but thats the first time we met in person lol (long distance relationships ftw?)
but yea, my wife to be pulled me round the side of her house and pashed me for a good long while... but thats the first time we met in person lol (long distance relationships ftw?)
I'd probably sum mine up with a resounding "meh." It was nice at the time, but it wore off pretty damn fast. So no, not particularly memorable.
I was 13 and it was during a trip to the (Florida) Everglades with my school. Long story short, me and a girl kissed. Its wasnt anything amazing in and of its self, and rahter bland once I look back on it. But hell it was my first kiss.
So long story short, she stole my first kiss and then I took her verginity. The world is a karmic cycle.
So long story short, she stole my first kiss and then I took her verginity. The world is a karmic cycle.
I was 13 and had spent most of the day talking to this girl (Nicole) who was the year above me in school, on msn. I made a few cheeky jokes about her coming over to mines as she only stayed 5 mins away, and she did! We had a good laugh and i thought she was going in for a hug before she left, but she was going in for a kiss and i messed it up as i was taken totally by surprise. So i pulled away and went in for a proper kiss, and it went extremly well. Shame i havent spoken to her in a few years.
I wish I could undo my first kiss. It was not wanted in any way.
Basicly, I was jumped and dry humped for fifteen minutes, and then abandoned to sort of wander off in a confused daze.
I was ten.
It was not cool.
Basicly, I was jumped and dry humped for fifteen minutes, and then abandoned to sort of wander off in a confused daze.
I was ten.
It was not cool.
First kiss? I was 8 spending the summer in North Carolina with family. Days were spent in the Boys and Girls club. I was on a school bus going to get free lunch, part because of being poor but more so because I don't think I've ever turned down free food. Some ugly annoying girl was talking with me; I couldn't do any better because I was uglier more annoying and additionally an antisocial ass. I said something to her that I meant as an insult, but she took it wrong and declared my her boyfriend then took my kissing virginity. Arguably face rape, but I was flattered.
First meaningful kiss was with my first real girlfriend at the age of 17. It was the last day before Christmas break. My mate and I spent much of the day together as I was skipping all of my classes and being a bad influence on her. We took the same train home and sat next to each other. She was either abnormally nervous or abnormally calm. We were messing around as I tried to kiss her in on the cheek and she was pwning me. Something about the way our arms were positioned she was easily able to stop me. After she explained this to me I tried again and she let my lips land on hers.
First make out session was at in the S aisle of the Mezzanine of the Popular Library within the main branch of the Free Library of Philadelphia. I was with her as she was doing research on the author of Pride and Prejudice; we were in the S aisle because she's a biliophile and something caught her eye. She was reaching for something on the bottom shelf and I stood pretty much on top of her to retrieve a kiss as she stood. Though I felt it was inappropiate, I went beyond her lips and did it French. I apologized because I sincerely though I was out of line, but she responded "if I didn't like it would I have responded as I did?" I took a second to think about it. I'd probably would have pondered for a long while but she interrupted me with her tounge.
First meaningful kiss was with my first real girlfriend at the age of 17. It was the last day before Christmas break. My mate and I spent much of the day together as I was skipping all of my classes and being a bad influence on her. We took the same train home and sat next to each other. She was either abnormally nervous or abnormally calm. We were messing around as I tried to kiss her in on the cheek and she was pwning me. Something about the way our arms were positioned she was easily able to stop me. After she explained this to me I tried again and she let my lips land on hers.
First make out session was at in the S aisle of the Mezzanine of the Popular Library within the main branch of the Free Library of Philadelphia. I was with her as she was doing research on the author of Pride and Prejudice; we were in the S aisle because she's a biliophile and something caught her eye. She was reaching for something on the bottom shelf and I stood pretty much on top of her to retrieve a kiss as she stood. Though I felt it was inappropiate, I went beyond her lips and did it French. I apologized because I sincerely though I was out of line, but she responded "if I didn't like it would I have responded as I did?" I took a second to think about it. I'd probably would have pondered for a long while but she interrupted me with her tounge.
Sorry to hear that, mate. It's funny because something very similar happened to me. I took a girl out, didn't kiss her, then a few days later she told me she was a lesbian. I found out years later (we stay in touch) that she wanted me to kiss her but was too scared to make a move. I'll tell you that to this day, I probably regret not kissing her as much as you regret kissing your friend. I suppose that in the end, you have to pick your poison, eh?Flying-Emu said:
Damned if I did, Damned if I didn't.m_jim said:
Ah, well. Greener grass and whatnot. I suppose I'm going to look at it positively; if I hadn't been a dumbass thar, I wouldn't have picked up the guitar as a creative vent.
I had my first kiss when I was...a little kid...and I was outside when it happened...that's all I remember.
My first "real" kiss was more memorable. I was 14, and it was with my first girlfriend. We were at the beach, it was a beautiful nigh out, and music was playing in the background (Ok, it was some random guy playing a guitar...badly, but still!)
And now I'm kinda depressed, since I've been single for so long. At least I know it's not just me, though it sure as hell seems like it over here.
My first "real" kiss was more memorable. I was 14, and it was with my first girlfriend. We were at the beach, it was a beautiful nigh out, and music was playing in the background (Ok, it was some random guy playing a guitar...badly, but still!)
And now I'm kinda depressed, since I've been single for so long. At least I know it's not just me, though it sure as hell seems like it over here.
It was almost two years ago and my friend at the time tricked me to kiss him....sad I know but now we're still going strong!
^That sir, is hilarious. Nice avatar too.GackleBlax said:
I'm 15 years old and haven't had a kiss. I remember how I used to get uncomfortable when that question came up in school and around classmates, pretty sure I lied once or twice. Now I just laugh when someone poses the question. Me, kissing, oh the hilarity.
I find that it is a much better response then lying too.