The game is retarded, it's like watching a broken satellite TV signal, it comes in and out. In football, the game turns on and off. You see 4 seconds of playtime, followed by 4 minutes of preparing for the next 4 seconds. Plus, every player wears a crap load of armor and looks ridiculous in it.
You want a manly sport? Watch Rugby, it's like the not shitty, not boring, more competitive, more dangerous, and overall cooler version. They don't wear 40 lbs of armor like little girls, they throw the ball sideways, and they beat the crap out of each other.
Yeah, watch that.