Poll: Football hooligans or bikers in a street fight?

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Helmet

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Football Hooligans. Most of the bikers I've met are old guys past their prime still living the glory days.
 

Jharry5

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Organised criminal biker gangs such as the Hell's Angels would just destroy football hooligans, who seem to be, for the most part, half drunk and lacking any sort of organisation. They just jump into a brawl, fists flailing and see who doesn't end up in casualty.
Purely because of organisation, the bikers would win...
 

Highlandheadbanger

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Helmet said:
Football Hooligans. Most of the bikers I've met are old guys past their prime still living the glory days.
I'd have to get it to the bikers, I've seen blokes past their prime, but the ones who are still young, alot I've met are ready to kickass. Most football hooligans I know are drunk and organized, a bunch of stupid blokes who get drunk and try to pick a fight with someone weaker then them.
 

nathan-dts

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Eclectic Dreck said:
nathan-dts said:
Is this American football?
American football doesn't have hooligans. Also, as a rule, when someone mentions football (and it's not on ESPN's website) it's probably a reference to soccer.
Ok then, definately the bikers. Footballers are pussies.
 

Aedwynn

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axia777 said:
What Biker Gang? Hells Angels? The Mongols? They would just kill "football hooligans". Biker gangs like these are not a joke. They are killers. These guys spend time in jail for things like murder. This is not a discussion, it is a joke.

If they are just some lame "yuppie" biker gang, then I would bet on the football hooligans.
This. Very much this.

I've seen both football hooligans and bikers in action and I was definitely far more scared of the sheer focused brutality that the bikers were willing to dish out.

Football hooligans would only really stand a chance due to overwhelming numbers, but I think that after a couple punches being thrown, the biker gang would pile in and the hooligans would leg it. Toughness aside, the relative 'morale' of the two groups would be an issue, and I think bikers would have the edge there (if we're talking the Hell's Angels, at least).

By the way, I'm assuming British soccer fans in the OP. No idea about the rest of Europe or the American Football fan.
 

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Hmm, a gang of bikers vs a stadium full of hooligans. This is the most one sided fight ever, the hooligans could just trample the bikers if they didn't feel like throwing rocks.
 

Nivag the Owl

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As hard as Bikers think they are, I think it's actually just the appearence that's intimidating. Proper Footie hooligans would annihilate them.

I have a sudden urge to watch Football Factory now. That film gives me the giggles.
 

Double-O

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bermyduck said:
I was pondering this very question at work today and couldn't come up with a definite answer. Both groups seem really tough, but maybe football hooligans are the better fighters? I really don't know, what do you think?
it depends really. if its a straight fist on fist brawl, the hooligans would win handsdown. However, if we include knuckledusters, chains, and pipes, its the bikers, no question.
 

ward.

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Nivag said:
As hard as Bikers think they are, I think it's actually just the appearence that's intimidating.
It's not, even those 40-50 year old hells angels are still more then capable of shattering skulls.

Seen more then a few bar fights when the chav equivelent and his mates have been left rather messed up by just a few of them.
 

DrunkenKitty

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Bikers.

I think, though the footballers might be in better shape, the bikers are more likely to have weapons and are also more likely to back each other up. I think the footballers might stand by and spectate or just be shocked when the first punch was thrown.
 

Nivag the Owl

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ward. said:
Nivag said:
As hard as Bikers think they are, I think it's actually just the appearence that's intimidating.
It's not, even those 40-50 year old hells angels are still more then capable of shattering skulls.

Seen more then a few bar fights when the chav equivelent and his mates have been left rather messed up by just a few of them.
Hmm, maybe you're right. But then again, maybe you're not :p Remember that not all football hooligans are chavs. Some are just typical angry footie-dads. And they're the ones that are tough as nails.
 

SmoothGlover

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Thing is though that the Hooligans begin riots which more and more drunk people join. They are mostly useless but there would be a few massive guys among them who could do some bad stuff.

I think the safest (and geekiest way) of looking at this is thusly: Hooligans - Saurons army of orks attacking Minas Tirith, Bikers - Riders of Rohan (fewer in number, but with a 'mighty steed')

Personally i would back the Football Hooligans, they're drunk and have absolute belief in something that has no importance in the modern world, which is a dangerous thing.
 

AnotherFineMess

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The owner of the bar that I usually hang around is a honorary Hell Angel... and... oh well lets just say I don't want to see a real Hell Angel bad side. So Bikers.
 

deathninja

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Average biker < average hooligan < serious hooligan < serious biker

The last two I can vouch for, having seen the aftermath of a bust up between Hells and the baby squad