Poll: Founding Fathers, who is the best?

[Twisted Zombie]

Who is the best founding father?

My vote goes to Alexander Hamilton, for he was killed in a gun duel with Aaron Burr, and thats badass.

 

[ReincarnatedFTP]

Ben Franklin for being a jack of all trades, including French sluts.

Washington for being a military leader.

And Hamilton for the gun duel.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

John Hancock.


Thats a badass signature he's got there.

 

[Sneaklemming]

I vote for Oliver Cromwell- without his Ghost floating around in that room- there would not have been so many checks and balances in the constitution!

 

[Pimppeter2]

Big Benny is the boss

 

[Shamgarr]

James Madison was an important man in that he did all the ***** work.

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

Alexander Hamilton. He sucks at duels(like me) but when a real battle happens, he's the boss!

 

[A random person]

Either Jefferson for writing the constitution and making several great quotes, or Benjamin Franklin for inventing a bunch of stuff and also making several great quotes.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

George 'the motherfuckingfatherofthiscountry' Washington

Ok fine he's not the coolest guy that ever lived, but he was a smart man and got results.

 

[Mr. Grey]

George 'the motherfuckingfatherofthiscountry' Washington

Ok fine he's not the coolest guy that ever lived, but he was a smart man and got results.

He was a madman! He cut down a cherry tree for no reason at all!

Coincidentally he gets my vote for that very same reason.

 

[GHMonkey]

dude, GW was like 6 foot. ************ was big even by todays standards. he probably had mad hops and could probably dunk over shaq.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

George 'the motherfuckingfatherofthiscountry' Washington

Ok fine he's not the coolest guy that ever lived, but he was a smart man and got results.

He was a madman! He cut down a cherry tree for no reason at all!

Coincidentally he gets my vote for that very same reason.

but...but you know that was a lie in his biography right? Just to make him sound more noble.

 

[Mr. Grey]

George 'the motherfuckingfatherofthiscountry' Washington

Ok fine he's not the coolest guy that ever lived, but he was a smart man and got results.

He was a madman! He cut down a cherry tree for no reason at all!

Coincidentally he gets my vote for that very same reason.

but...but you know that was a lie in his biography right? Just to make him sound more noble.

Then my vote was for naught... I am sad now.

I will have to go and cut that cherry tree then, dressed as George Washington and say without a doubt that he in fact did it! He was just a couple centuries late... only then, will I feel vindicated.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Then my vote was for naught... I am sad now.

I will have to go and cut that cherry tree then, dressed as George Washington and say without a doubt that he in fact did it! He was just a couple centuries late... only then, will I feel vindicated.

Alright then that counts. Except we'd need to knock out a good share of your teeth and repace them with Hippo's teeth to complete the look

 

[maddawg IAJI]

My top three are Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin,and Alexander Hamilton.

 

[War Penguin]

Benjamin Franklin. Have you read Poor Richard's Almanack? So many words of wisdom said.

 

[Mr. Grey]

Then my vote was for naught... I am sad now.

I will have to go and cut that cherry tree then, dressed as George Washington and say without a doubt that he in fact did it! He was just a couple centuries late... only then, will I feel vindicated.

Alright then that counts. Except we'd need to knock out a good share of your teeth and replace them with Hippo's teeth to complete the look

I'll get the baseball bat, aluminum. Cause we all know he didn't have wooden teeth, har har har... I'll go get that bat then.

 

[NotAProdigy]

Who is the best founding father?

My vote goes to Alexander Hamilton, for he was killed in a gun duel with Aaron Burr, and thats badass.

He died because it went against his beliefs of killing and he paid for his beliefs with his life. Personally I voted for Hamilton for that and many other reasons. Were it not for him, the country probably wouldn't have took off. His ingenious idea of going into debt by Great Britain so that they would make sure that their 'investment' wouldn't collapse financially was clever.

However looking at it now, I wish I voted for Madison. He's pretty much the founder of the constitution. He was the Einstein of political philosophy.

 

[Thegoodfriar]

Who is the best founding father?

My vote goes to Alexander Hamilton, for he was killed in a gun duel with Aaron Burr, and thats badass.

That's my second vote... first is James Madison. Fourth president and the author of the bill of rights. He's my personal hero.