Poll: "Frisky moments" with pets in the room

[Soxafloppin]

Love the last option btw, and yes i'd chuck them out.

 

[Brandon237]

Considering that I'm fifteen, holding, tickling and stroking is really all that has been done at this point, and the dogs just sat at our feet, it was nice and calm and friendly and I wish for that moment again, damnit, I am way too busy for a 15 year old, too much work, too much chess and karate...

 

[fearofsleep]

Screw that I don't care. My dog will leave anyway, he understands me.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Eugh. That's weird. Especially since dogs tend to like the smell of..frisk. Had to kick an ex's dog out of the room once. It was awkward.
Anyway, it's indecent.

 

[Lieju]

Once, when I was getting my Ephebopus rufescens (a very agile tarantula that is lightning fast and can jump) to it's new container, it jumped on my arm and ran inside my T-shirt. I naturally didn't panic and finally managed to get it off my breasts-

Oh, this thread is actually about something else.

 

[Danny Ocean]

Okay before your minds flashback to some weird(And or disturping) picture you prolly saw on the interwebs let me clarify. Lets say you're getting frisky with ones self or with someone else. Your pet cat/dog/platypus/whatever is in the room. Do you throw them out before hand(bu dum tish) or do you just not care?

Just think of this as conturbution to the weird threads floating around here. And a not so serious thread.

If you don't have a pet just pretend.

I have to. If I don't the dog'll probably think she's attacking me and jump on her and start gumming her arm with teeth! At the very least he'll get jealous and start whining and trying to (Literally) wedge himself between us.

And yes, some dogs do gum people, even when they have teeth.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I would not have sex with anyone anyway.
But if I did, I would toss all animals out the door.

Screwing in front of a pet is just weird. Like having sex with a kid in the room.
Sick and wrong, man. Sick and wrong.

 

[Dango]

I ummmm... don't really get into situations like that, can there be a poll option for people like me?

I just this minute realised your avatar and username, high five.

OT: I'unno. Probably kick them out.

OK then, *high fives*

 

[Dexiro]

I'm not leaving any pets in the room when i'm getting up to stuff D:

I'd end wasting most of my energy trying to stop my angry kitten from scratching my face.