Poll: Gay Batman

[DudeistBelieve]

You're in hell for all eternity. However in beteewn being tortured, you can occasionally take a break and go to the movies. The catch is you can only see one movie ever, over and over, for eternity. So whatever you pick you're stuck with.

The choices are The Dark Knight, a batman film that was just about to be released before you died. You followed it all the way through production and you kinda have an idea what it's about.

OR

A movie called "Gay Batman". All you know about this movie is the title.

Which do you choose?

I mean I think I'd have to choose Gay Batman, because if I went with The Dark Knight I'd be helluva curious as to just what the hell Gay Batman was about.

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

LOL, this is the best thread ever. I love this.
What've you been smoking man xD.

I'd see Gay Batman, for sure.

 

[staika]

The Dark Knight or Gay batman, hmmmm I'm gonna have to go with Gay batman because it intrigues me but there better not be any robin on batman scenes.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Definitely Gay Batman. I hope it's not a 6 hour porn epic.
Google revealed his lover will be either Superman or Robin. And that there's a fair amount of fanart on the subject.

 

[viranimus]

The dark knight, because I wouldnt want to be stuck watching something I knew nothing about and what seems to be nothing more than an attention grabbing opportunity for people to pretend like they are more enlightened and tolerant than what they actually are or ever will be.

 

[Tibs]

Dark knight. Gay Batman might be a porno and gay sex is not my thing.

 

[NLS]

I'll just leave this here

I think I'd actually just watch The Dark Knight over and over again.

 

[Salad Is Murder]

The Dark Knight isn't the Gay Batman? I am LOST.

 

[Ian Caronia]

The dark knight, because I wouldnt want to be stuck watching something I knew nothing about and what seems to be nothing more than an attention grabbing opportunity for people to pretend like they are more enlightened and tolerant than what they actually are or ever will be.

Or it could just be a film where Clayface slams Nightwing in the ass and Bane flicks Batman's nipples.

...

...Argh! Curiosity! Besides, it's Hell we're talking about, right? FOr some reason I have a feeling Gay Batman will be playing in both showings.
...And will feature an absurdly muscular Batman who wants to flick your nipple for eight hours.

 

[necromanzer52]

The Dark Knight isn't the Gay Batman? I am LOST.

Have you tried Hare Krishna?

 

[Kajt]

Gay Batman, of course.

Hell, you don't even have to force me to watch it, I'd watch it voluntarily. Sounds freaking awesome.

 

[luvd1]

Gay batman.... Just have to know.

 

[Salad Is Murder]

The Dark Knight isn't the Gay Batman? I am LOST.

Have you tried Hare Krishna?

I am a big George Harrison fan, he's mah fave beatle.

 

[bdcjacko]

Gay Batman...probably has Adam West in it.

 

[Vonnis]

Definitely the Gay Batman. Sure, I'll probably wish I could claw my eyes out for all eternity, but curiosity must be satisfied! Besides, it's not like I'm not intentionally seeking out things I hope will horrify me already.

 

[Brandon237]

You know, it is not the choice between the two that is important, but the choice between the one, and that one is not the Dark Knight

On one hand, if you don't watch, your curiosity will NEVER be satisfied. On the other hand, having your curiosity satisfied could scar you so badly that hell before seemed like a breeze.