Poll: Gay Batman

[DudeistBelieve]

"Pinguing! your evil scheme stops here! On an unrelated note: is that an umbrella you're holding there or are you just happy to see me?"
Yes, gay batman indeed sounds interesting, but I think i'd still be going for "the dark knight". Think about the gaps your imagination could fill in with a title like "Gay Batman".

It'd have to have a homosexual Bane as the villain, giving a whole new meaning to the term "Breaking The Bat"

 

[crhoades]

the dark knight. because then I know what to expect.

 

[Tourette]

I thought that all superheroes were gay as they spend all their time running around all night in tights with their underpants over the top of them trying to catch bad men to wrestle with.

 

[thephich]

If I had enough of a vested interest to follow the entire production of The Dark Knight, definitely the Dark Knight then.

But, I think I'd still be interested in Gay Batman (Although Sexuality as a whole has been pretty barren from batman for a long time, besides the occasional hook up here and there)

 

[Moromillas]

I think I'd just sit in an empty theatre. Neither sound that good.

I'm with evil on this one... I'll stick to the torture thanks.

 

[Thundero13]

GAY BATMAN!
I've seen the dark knight and it's not that good, besides gay batman sounds great

 

[funguy2121]

You're in hell for all eternity. However in beteewn being tortured, you can occasionally take a break and go to the movies. The catch is you can only see one movie ever, over and over, for eternity. So whatever you pick you're stuck with.

The choices are The Dark Knight, a batman film that was just about to be released before you died. You followed it all the way through production and you kinda have an idea what it's about.

OR

A movie called "Gay Batman". All you know about this movie is the title.

Which do you choose?

I mean I think I'd have to choose Gay Batman, because if I went with The Dark Knight I'd be helluva curious as to just what the hell Gay Batman was about.

I would guess a movie with the title Gay Batman would be a movie about a Batman who happens to be gay. Also, if I've followed a movie all the way through production and only "kinda" have an idea of what it's about then I must be a major dipshit.

I would watch The Dark Knight. I enjoyed Milk but I would rather watch The Dark Knight any time. I'm not sure if you're aware, OP, but there are comic franchises, such as Alpha Flight, that actually feature gay characters. Come to think of it, there are a few gay/bi X-men now, and they're not all lipstick lesbians. But they do still wear liquid latex.

 

[DanielBrown]

The Dark Knight
I wouldn't want to take any chances with a movie called "Gay Batman" if it's for all eternity. At least The Dark Knight is both good and humorous(Bale's Batman voice is just hilarious).

 

[Gothproxy]

You know, it is not the choice between the two that is important, but the choice between the one, and that one is not the Dark Knight

On one hand, if you don't watch, your curiosity will NEVER be satisfied. On the other hand, having your curiosity satisfied could scar you so badly that hell before seemed like a breeze.

Yes, but wouldn't hell seeming like a breeze be a good thing? Since you seem to be stuck there?

And as for a "Gay" Batman, I don't think there could be a gay Batman, or a straight one for that matter, since his whacked-out psychological sandwich wouldn't allow for any kind of satisfying anything, much less sex.

 

[jumjalalabash]

Dark Knight being that Gay Batman will probably be a shot-on-shitto movie from Brazil and most likely wouldn't end up having Batman in it.

 

[Ghengis John]

The Dark Knight isn't the Gay Batman? I am LOST.

I liked The Dark Knight. That said, I was automatically expecting to see this reply, and if nobody gave it then I considered myself dutifully bound to. Since you were the first to say it I gotta like you. You get plus 10 cool points.

 

[Frost27]

Gay batman. Because as a straight man I would rather watch two men have sex than stare at Maggie Gyllenhaal for 5 minutes. Also, since my choices are: watch a gay guy do what he does best or watch Christian Bale try to play it straight... Sounds like gay batman will have better acting.

"Comissioner, we found the perp tied to a lamp post covered in glitter... And his nails were done."

 

[Gustavo S. Buschle]

My mom says "I'd see gay batman because I wanted to see the evidence that I was right". I don't know, depends on the director I guess, probably gay batman too since I'm very curious about it.

 

[Brandon237]

You know, it is not the choice between the two that is important, but the choice between the one, and that one is not the Dark Knight

On one hand, if you don't watch, your curiosity will NEVER be satisfied. On the other hand, having your curiosity satisfied could scar you so badly that hell before seemed like a breeze.

Yes, but wouldn't hell seeming like a breeze be a good thing? Since you seem to be stuck there?

And as for a "Gay" Batman, I don't think there could be a gay Batman, or a straight one for that matter, since his whacked-out psychological sandwich wouldn't allow for any kind of satisfying anything, much less sex.

I would say undergoing the experience that made hell seem like a breeze would give you such nightmares about it that hell AFTERWARDS would be the pictures reburning themselves into your mind with every lick of flame that strikes you... my brain 0.o

Maybe he just enjoys seeing Robin squeal I'll leave you with that to avoid nightmares

 

[deathninja]

He is vengeance, he is the night, he is FABULOUS!!

Besides, I thought Dark Knight was pretty crap.

 

[l3o2828]

Gay batman, if only because it sounds absolutely hilarious

 

[Dags90]

Gay Batman. Christian Bale is pretty QT. Hopefully the costar is someone nice, too. Would kinda suck if the movie started and Robin is played by Andy Dick or something.