Poll: Girls (or otherwise inclined Guys) of Escapist: Male body types.

[Sphinx86]

In another thread talking about what breasts men prefer (see: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.319146-Poll-Okay-fellow-male-escapists-BOOBIES) someone brought up that guys wouldn't like it if women asked a similar question.

Well I actually would like to know. I know that most of my female friends appreciate a ripped guy, but is that what you really want in your guys? Most guys seem to believe that girls only like the 'perfect' body and can cause the same issues as girls have, we (as a gender) just aren't as open about it.

So if the guy was right in every other aspect, what body would you prefer him to have?

I've written this post asking for a female point of view, mostly because that's the way I'm inclined (and partially because it's easier to write these questions across a gender divide) but if any guys want to comment/poll feel free.

 

[Jadak]

Voted fat bastard, but only because I'm straight and can't help clicking on the poll. And since there wasn't anything to appeal to my interests, I opted for sabotage.

 

[Loop Stricken]

As a man, I'm voting for Jason Statham. I'm not even gay, I just think he's cool. He plays Jason Statham in every film role and doesn't afraid of anything.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

As a female, I personally like tall, lean, geeky/nerdy white guys....really white guys. So I married one and now I have one in my clutches FOR-E-VER! Muhahahahaha! I'm sure you can guess who I voted for.

 

[orangeban]

Crap, voted for average guy when I meant to go for Cera. Cock biscuits.

 

[trollnystan]

Although Jason Statham is a hunk, I voted for average. Men who are too ripped are either intimidating or a bit ridiculous looking. Besides, a little bit of a belly never hurt, right? Right? *pokes at her own*

 

[artanis_neravar]

I'm attracted more towards the girlier guys (build wise, not personality) and I also LOOVE traps O_O that would be an amazing relationship me thinks.

Traps as in

Spoiler

?

Also "masochistic alignsw" Is Captcha trying to tell me something?

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Belleh! It's soft, durable, works as a great pillow, and belies the abs so set underneath they would give a rating of HRC 70. It leaves you all the benefits!

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

Jason Statham is nice eye candy, but give me a tall dark hair dark eyed geeky guy to snuggle with

 

[Dags90]

I generally enjoy a nice broad upper body. Not too keen on visible abs or gym bunnies.

I voted for Statham, which isn't to say that all the guys I've ever dated have had his body...A man can dream though, a man can dream. Remember though, looks may fade, but a big dick is forever. Like diamonds.

 

[artanis_neravar]

I'm attracted more towards the girlier guys (build wise, not personality) and I also LOOVE traps O_O that would be an amazing relationship me thinks.

Traps as in

Spoiler

?

Also "masochistic alignsw" Is Captcha trying to tell me something?

Spoiler: no no, traps like her

Ahhh I see, still not sure how she is a trap but i see what you are going for

 

[DementedSheep]

Uh..out of that poll I?d say the guy from transporter.
I like guys who are muscled but not too bulky.

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

my boyfriend is really well muscled, but has a bit of softness over that-he hurt his shoulder and wasn't really able to work out while he was recovering, but i like him without all the hard edges. i like it when guys are fit, but not insanely toned.

...does anyone know what i mean?

Remember though, looks may fade, but a big dick is forever. Like diamonds.

you win forever. this made my night a little bit.

 

[latenightapplepie]

Remember though, looks may fade, but a big dick is forever. Like diamonds.

That is my new favourite quote.

Spoiler: It is just

Even though I think I am more of an arse guy.

On topic:

Probably Cera. I don't enjoy his face, but generally his body is what I like. That, or average guy. Meh. I'm not so picky.

 

[artanis_neravar]

I'm attracted more towards the girlier guys (build wise, not personality) and I also LOOVE traps O_O that would be an amazing relationship me thinks.

Traps as in

Spoiler

?

Also "masochistic alignsw" Is Captcha trying to tell me something?

Spoiler: no no, traps like her

Ahhh I see, still not sure how she is a trap but i see what you are going for

the original design document had her as female, but the designers didn't think that would go over well in the U.S. (they thought hitting women would cause giant media scandal) so they made him a crossdresser, didn't change the art though, so we get a hella sweet trap (somehow ignoring normal gender roles was supposed to go over better?)

Oh now I get it, what a weird thing for them to do

 

[Zoe Castillo]

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