Poll: Good boy! ... or is he?

[Neverhoodian]

My roommate's pitbull is a decent dog for the most part. He's a bit suspicious of people he doesn't know, but once you feed him a biscuit or two you're suddenly his best friend for life. My only major complaint is that his bark is incredibly loud; it always wakes me instantly if I'm asleep, even if I have earplugs on.

 

[varulfic]

My childhood dog was awesome, though by the end, he was pretty old and tired. He didn't bark like an idiot everytime he met another dog. Whenever some dog would notice him from across the street and start howling like a mad man, he'd just look over him with an annoyed expression that seemed to say "Seriously, dude, stop... you're acting like a tool".

My dad had a dog that sucked though, the only dog I ever disliked. He was the most selfish, greedy, singleminded dog ever. All he did was beg for scraps, all day long. He would wait until someone entered the kitchen and then he'd shoot up and whine until you either gave him something to eat or left.

 

[Tharwen]

I have two. Both are utterly insane in their own way.

One is a cunning, manipulative, middle-aged ***** obsessed with killing things and stealing food, and the other is a soft lump of stupid with a 5-second memory who wants nothing more than a cuddle.

Both are completely hopeless at following any sort of commands. They both know exactly how to sit and what it means, but will only do so if there's food involved. Otherwise they pretend not to notice you.

 

[Aetera]

Where is the poll option for "my dog is an incredibly insecure moron"?

Yeah, I'm a cat person.

 

[The Pinray]

My dog is great. He's a five-year-old Pomeranian. I walk him without a collar and he always stays by me. He knows not to run away because I've raised him since he was born. He doesn't poo or pee in the house and he loves to sleep at the foot of my bed.

The only bad thing about him is the fact that he is scared of everything. Be it another dog, a mouse, a roach, a cat. Other than that, love him.